CSG (Thread 1)

[candycrush2298]

Continuation of previous threads new name...

[PabsyPops]

Hi everyone! I’ve been quietly following since July when I was in a thread way back! I’ve been trying to stop worrying and stop tracking etc and look what happened yesterday... I cannot believe it!!! How is everyone doing?

[candycrush2298]

@ReginaaPhalange lol you crack me up!!! Hilarious!!

Time to move to a new thread ladies we almost maxed this one again

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4000322-CSG-Thread-2?watched=1

[ReginaaPhalange]

@candycrush2298 that's alright then haha!!!!

I'm not doing anymore 🤣 that's twice this cycle and I'm done already hahahahaha!!!

[candycrush2298]

@ReginaaPhalange no it doesn't matter the semen is just the fluid the swimmers are what remain behind.

[candycrush2298]

Thank the pope my peak was yesterday just got to bd tonight and thats me dead for a week 🤣🤣🤣🤣 today is ovulation. Screw that the monitor thinks tomorrow is ovulation I am changing those testing times to evening next cycle 😂😂😂😂

[ReginaaPhalange]

Ladies, can I do a TMI post please?

Semen.......

Does it matter if it seems like it's all coming back out? 🙈🙈

[candycrush2298]

@ReginaaPhalange I am so jealous you're all done lol!!! I got a long night ahead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@snapple21 I am glad!!! Hahah shake that baby dust for May babies lol!!!

[candycrush2298]

@Boc86 yeah i understand hahaha he obviously feels quite proud that he has such a stamina lol!!
Well will be nice to see it does go up naturally but if not at least you have a solution.
So exciting!!!

[snapple21]

@ReginaaPhalange great strong positive


@candycrush2298 me tooooo your inspiring me 😃😃😃

[ReginaaPhalange]

All done 🤣🤣🤣 lets hope this works haha!!!

[Boc86]

Wooo exciting @ReginaaPhalange

@candycrush2298 haha yeah i was with my ex 13 years. I have jokingly mentioned how damned long it takes OH but he’s all like awww no need to rush lets enjoy it, I haven’t the heart to tell him I don’t enjoy it if it goes on too long!
I’m so excited to chart!!
I’m worried my lp just won’t lengthen in this time :( if it doesn’t I just have to have the progesterone suppositories during ttc and the first trimester so there’s a solution but obviously prefer for it to lengthen naturally

[candycrush2298]

@Boc86 well sounds like you got a lot of training to with you OH lol. Hubby and i have been together 10 years too late for me to train him now lol.

Oooh thats so exciting!! And awesome for vag temping cant wait to see you chart in a few weeks even though you not ttc at the moment will be awesome to see how your cycles are and will be awesome to see your luteal phase lengthening.

@ReginaaPhalange whoop whoop gonna test in a few minutes lets see what mine looks like. Have fun dancing lol!!!

@snapple21 hope you're gonna get the same effect as me. Ovulation pains just started. From my left side strong ache and back ache same side. Will keep you updated if the pain gets worse or not. But I can feel it lol!! Still doesn't tell me when I will ovulate or if I have ovulated yet but I can feel it hahaha

[ReginaaPhalange]

Ladies it's fine! Phew! Tested now and it's not finished developing yet but look at the OPK line!! Wiped and lots of EWCM too! Be back soon..... got a dance to do ;) xxx

[Boc86]

@candycrush2298 I got my ex down to 40 SECONDS!!!!! Yes we timed it lol
I’ve only been with OH 18 months and we didn’t have sex for about the first 8-10 months so this is still newish for us. it doesn’t happen often with not living together so we haven’t done it too many times. The first few times were an hour, I recently got it down to 20 mins and even that’s way too long for me 🙈🙈🙈 I get sore and bored 🙈🙈🙈

I bought the premom thermometer and using the premom app. I use the Femometer opks which I love
Yeah starting in the morning, will go straight to vag temping I think

[candycrush2298]

@Kaybobx lol!! Well lets say one of your normals 🤣🤣🤣 lol yeah but we also doing it wrong it is supposed to be every single day at exactly the same time because it moves during the day and it varies from cycle to cycle. So only way to be on top of it is to check every day same time. Which we are not doing hahah. Not even sure why I checked mine. Lol!!

I do a love a quickie lol!! Oh right yeah thanks for that hun 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kaybobx]

@candycrush2298 last cycle was 15 days, June was 17 days, before that was like 13. I don't actually have a normal anymore haha. I checked my cervix and its high and soft so just goes to show its an indication of nothing lol.

Oh mann i feel for you! I'm all for just a quickie. At least when it comes to child birth your vag will be used to being destroyed hahaha!!

[candycrush2298]

@Kaybobx so if it starts on Friday then you would have had a 17day luteal phase which would be your latest normal. If it starts Saturday then its weird lol

[candycrush2298]

@Welliedays yep yep!! Poor vagina it takes a beating quite literally

@Kaybobx I do too and hubby is like Cheshire cat "you think you can handle me" vibes is what he gives off. I like mornings but yeah legs in the air before work too time consuming lol. I might not have a cervix or vag left 🤣🤣🤣

[Kaybobx]

@candycrush2298 i can click my fingers and say to hubby now and he will be over haha!! Were too tired by bedtime and got no chance in the morning or daytime with a toddler. You need to just keep doing it girl, you can rest your vag next week ahaha!

Im 16DPO today

[Welliedays]

NOT INCLUDING FOREPLAY... Oh my, I genuinely feel sorry for you @candycrush2298, those poor swollen vag lips must be hating your right now ahahahahaha

[candycrush2298]

@Kaybobx so are you 17dpo today or tomorrow?

[candycrush2298]

@Kaybobx you can understand my reluctance to do 3 days in a row!! I can never mock my husband for being a 2second guy lol. Not that I would if he was but you know in comedy films its a common joke yeah well I can never say that about him. And you know that 47 minutes doesn't even include the time of foreplay. So ummm yeah going need a week to recover again 😂😂😂 tomorrow will be ovulation day if I get a stronger line tonight making today peak (and I got my peak on the monitor this morning) so there is just no way in hell I am doing it tomorrow on ovulation day which means once again we are not following SMEP arghhhhhh

[Kaybobx]

@candycrush2298 Omg i don't think ive ever had sex that long in my entire life!! Haha.
I can't believe I've got to do another week of BD ughhhhhh!!! AF should arrive tomorrow as that will be 17 days!

[candycrush2298]

@Welliedays hahahaha well that makes perfect sense I kept wondering how do you all ladies get every single day in for a week. Like my vagina would be broken if we did it for one whole week. I would be walking like a weirdo 😂😂😂 if we did it for 9days straight by day 9 who the heck knows how long it would take him to finish lol!!! Too bad we won't be testing to find the answer to that I assure you 🤣🤣🤣

[candycrush2298]

@Boc86 yay!! Which one did you get? So exciting, when will you start tomorrow? And which app are you going to use? Eeep!!

Omg I know, I enjoy sex dont get me wrong I enjoy doing it every other day when it's in a normal time frame. But loooooong ass sessions and I am just like omg can you come I need your sperm 😂😂😂 lol so crude I know but after so long I am just over it. So glad I am not the only one. Thought my husband was broken glad to know there are more like him lol!!!