Funny Christmas cracker ideas please

[Disneylandkilledmychildhood]

Making my own crackers this year, planning on buying a generic diy Xmas cracker set and putting hilarious prizes in side. It will be an all adult Christmas gathering so prizes can be a bit more out there. My only (lame) idea so far is putting a condom in one of the crackers (as I know this will get a chuckle out of my dh's first uni student daughter- weird I know, but she shares my sick sense of humour). So- any more ideas?

[Disneylandkilledmychildhood]

Some great ideas there, thank you!

[candykane25]

Odd random items such as weird pencil sharpeners or unusual kitchen gadgets a la

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[ChuckNovice]

We did this as a secret santa. We all got a name then bought a present for that person upto £5 to go in a cracker. I bought someone a sparkly thong (mens).

[4forksake]

Not particularly out there, but lottery ticket / scratch card, posh sweets, miniature, jewellery. Depends how much you want to spend I suppose!