You know how hard men are to buy for? Well I have found the answer!

[VivaLeBeaver]

ideal present

[VivaLeBeaver]

Now I'd get dh one but have to say I don't think I could buy my brother one. He does have a good sense of humour but it just seems wrong.

[aliceliddell]

OvO 'buff to a shine'?? Are you mad??

[aliceliddell]

We'll take two
Sold!

[OvO]

What? No minge mirror? No teeny tiny shammy to buff you clitoris to a shine? No mini tongs to tease your pubic hair into beautiful tousled curls? All in a lovely presentation case?

Gap in the market there, methinks!

[VivaLeBeaver]

I can't find a version for women!

[OvO]

Lmao. Brilliant! Who wouldn't want one?!

Is there a version for women?

[KirstyJC]

Wow - that is briliant! As is the arse/face towel lower down the page. That's DH's christmas presents sorted then...

[topsyturner]

Hahahahahhaaa !