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to think david cameron really does look like a bum with some eyes stapled into each cheek

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southeastastra · 29/04/2010 22:14

copywrite to caitlin moran

true though

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newyorkshire · 29/04/2010 22:46

a jolly good exfoliating cream and maybe he just has no facial hair growth?

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KurriKurri · 29/04/2010 22:41

Why is he so shiny and glistening? he looks as if he's been buffed.

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bunsandroses · 29/04/2010 22:36

David Cameron has a very slappable forehead imo. His policies are a pile of pump but he does have supernaturally good skin.

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TheCrackFox · 29/04/2010 22:36

FFS.

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newyorkshire · 29/04/2010 22:32

there wouldnt be enough botox in the world to fill the ukip guys face.

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newyorkshire · 29/04/2010 22:31

the ukip guy's face is made of loose rubber isnt it?

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newyorkshire · 29/04/2010 22:29

yes, its sickening. How does he eat with lips that tight?

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Doodleydoo · 29/04/2010 22:29

have you seen the UKIP guy? His mouth is the width of his face imo..but haven't got a clue what his name is!

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oliviacrumble · 29/04/2010 22:28

It's his teensy-tiny little cupids-bow pursed mouth I find the most fascinating...

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EccentricaGallumbits · 29/04/2010 22:27

new yorkshire. say the word pissholes. it's fucking liberating!

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newyorkshire · 29/04/2010 22:27

Maybe he needs lots of foundation to cover his red/pink cheeks which are not brought on by jogging but by sheer embarrassment of his own policies .

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flowerybeanbag · 29/04/2010 22:26

Henry!

See?

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SloanyPony · 29/04/2010 22:24

I dont see signs of botox on Cameron. There is full movement of eyebrows and forehead, he can also frown, and his eyebrows dont have that telltale kick up at the sides (the Kylie Kick) whilst his forehead stays static, that botoxed people have.

He does look smooth and tango.

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newyorkshire · 29/04/2010 22:23

very ammusing!

He looks like a 'pin head' and yes, his cheeks are like butt cheeks that have been on a twenty mile jog [red and throbbing always]. And, yes his eyes are like p### holes in the snow.

Is that allowed on here? sorry if it isn't.

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justallovertheplace · 29/04/2010 22:23

Ha!
My ds doesn't approve. We had 2 big billboards of Gordon Brown near our house til last week. Ds practically got out of his buggy and snogged him every time we walked past. He has no interest in Dave whatsoever. He is bereft

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PamelaTroglodytes · 29/04/2010 22:23

ahahahaha!

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southeastastra · 29/04/2010 22:21

ha shaz that's him!

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hf128219 · 29/04/2010 22:21

GB has had a minor face tuck. They are all well known by a certain practitioner.

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Shaz10 · 29/04/2010 22:20

Does he look like The Thompsons?

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caramelwaffle · 29/04/2010 22:18

He looks like he uses air spray foundation...highly suspishhhhhh..

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EccentricaGallumbits · 29/04/2010 22:18

has he had botox? he's all smooth and pink.

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noopska · 29/04/2010 22:17

with lots of make up on

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