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Offensive bumper stickers

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Geocentric · 14/10/2009 17:21

Why, why WHY would someone put a bumper sticker on their car like the one in front of me today?? "I can understand your point but I still think you're FULL OF SHIT!" wtf! Why would you drive around telling random strangers this? Its not remotely funny, just plain rude.

Who comes up with these things, and who on earth buys them?!

Sorry for ranting, this just pissed me off.

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StealthPolarBear · 15/10/2009 12:54

like the caravan and luxuries one
just hate the aggresive / sweary ones

doubleexpresso · 15/10/2009 10:14

My favourite one is 'Ex husband in boot'. It just tickles me as I can imagine in some cases that it could very well be true!

JodieO · 15/10/2009 08:16

I bought one from the local animal shelter when we rehomed a pair of kittens from there that reads "I can live without essentials but I must have my luxuries". I quite like it but am yet to put it on the car

KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller · 15/10/2009 08:13

Stifles giggles,

Should I send him a Gilbert and George one ..... as long as he does not go to tesco in them.

differentWitch · 15/10/2009 08:03

well I don't Kimi.

He also has one which is funny "I'm a go-getter." and then underneath "My girl works and I go get her!"

KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller · 15/10/2009 08:01

DW I love it

WingedVictory · 14/10/2009 21:42

My God. I am unwilling even to have my DS go around in a shirt which says "Lock up your Daughters"! I make sure he wears it with dungarees or as a pyjama top or something, because I really dislike the sentiment. (Feminist grrr!)

However, the top was a gift from a really good friend, so I couldn't just bin it (and the charity shop/eBay would have meant it was out there on someoneelse_! sigh....)

I suppose there's a whole other thread in offensive children's t-shirts. I am going to be such a clothes-forbidding bitch if I ever have a DD!

Deemented · 14/10/2009 21:31

I saw one the other day...

'Jesus may love you - but everyone else tinks you're a c*'

JoeyBettany · 14/10/2009 21:27

My dh wants one for the camper that says 'don't come knocking if the motor home's rocking!

mmrred · 14/10/2009 21:07

"But then I don't even like FCUK."

That's it, discriminate against the dyslexics!

GrimmaTheNome · 14/10/2009 20:57

The caravan one is good!

Sidge · 14/10/2009 20:55

I hate foul bumper stickers, as DD1 sits there gaily reading them out

But then I hate swearing on signs, T shirts etc in public - I love a good swear but there's a time and a place for it. I complained in a T-shirt print shop as they had some really (IMO) offensive T-shirts out on display which when children are coming in with their parents is really inappropriate I think. But then I don't even like FCUK.

differentWitch · 14/10/2009 20:55

My dh has a t-shirt I hate and wont let him wear unless it's for DIY and no one else will see it

It says "Cum and have a go if you think I'm hard enough"

I have always hated it.

DunderMifflin · 14/10/2009 20:51

I know this is off topic but I've just been reminded of the fact that yesterday I heard a mother talking to her toddler as follows;

No, you're not having a sausage roll - NO! Not until you stop swearing!

dickiethepunchlinedonkey · 14/10/2009 20:47

I saw someone wearing a t shirt with the phrase 'the beatings will stop when morale improves'.

whoisasking · 14/10/2009 20:43

"Babe on Board"

Say no more.

dickiethepunchlinedonkey · 14/10/2009 20:36

Pimp on Board- that made me cry with laughter! i can just picture the guy in question!
Best one i ever saw (before pimp one) was 'If you can see this sticker, I've lost my caravan'
Still makes me chuckle

KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller · 14/10/2009 19:56

I saw one stuck on a wheelchair that said "yes I am disabled, get over it"! I so wanted to go ask her where she got it from.

I also saw a chap in a t-shirt that said "no I do not have tourettes your just a c*,

Geocentric · 14/10/2009 19:54

Funny one's are fine - I've no problem with funny (I'm not that grumpy!).

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PuzzleRocks · 14/10/2009 19:51

I saw one that said "I want to be just like Barbie, that bitch has everything".

Well she doesn't have a brain so you are already on your way.

Geocentric · 14/10/2009 19:50

Ah, the ferrari of bitchiness! I'm more of an old beat-up volvo, takes me a while to work up a proper mood.

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Knickers0nMaHead · 14/10/2009 19:50

I find some funny, espc some t -shirts, like mine

Dear lord, if you cannot make me skinny, please make my skinny friends fat

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KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller · 14/10/2009 19:48

No miss I drink hot ribina from it,

Hides mugat back of cupboard.

DISCLAIMER I do not go from 0 to bitch in 60 seconds, it takes about 5

Geocentric · 14/10/2009 19:39

Kimi, not you!
But then, you don't tape your cup to your car, or wear it, right??

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Geocentric · 14/10/2009 19:37

Lots of pleasant people around. Not!

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