To feel shame (looked up, tongue mid-lick..

[Shriekingbanshee]

...to see opposite neighbour looking out her kitchen window at me, licking plates before loading dishwasher)

I am not sure whether to be horrified at being caught out red-handed as it were, mid-lick, cleaning my dish before loading it in d'washer or just, oh well, I love my food and none will go to waste whilst I'm around.

Its gross though isn't it...oh... am swinging here...I just can't get enough of the taste and I need to portion control, so don't want to leave anything!

[Shriekingbanshee]

It's the being spotted, at it! No-one wants to see, or be seen!

[Shriekingbanshee]

Lola pp caught her boss eating yoghurt out of bin at work!

[Bluntness100]

*It’s not worse than some people’s thumb sucking habit, or nose contents eating(

Sure but is not some race to the bottom...

[HoomanMoomin]

It’s not worse than some people’s thumb sucking habit, or nose contents eating.

[lolaflores]

I know somene who has retrieved cake out of the bin. Or biscuits.
Is that in the same league?

[lolaflores]

This madenenlaygh out loud. It's one of those things that people do when they don't think anyone is watching. Like picking your nose. Farting really loudly. Scratching your bum

So sorry your neigh our saw you and bless you for your honesty

[TakemedowntoPotatoCity]

This thread.is not a s gross as I expected reading the title...

[Shriekingbanshee]

Where is this normal world that we keep hearing about, I want some of that except I can't sneakily lick plates

[SilentIsla]

It would still be revolting to have to see someone lick an ice cream dish. Even children would be reprimanded for doing so - in the normal world, that is.

[Dontstepinthecowpat]

This has made me laugh so much! I have never licked the plate though I’d be too scared I broke my veeners on the crockery

[Shriekingbanshee]

Chemenger how very dare you even suggest such a thing! Dishgraceful!

[MistressoftheYoniverse]

[LipstickHandbagCoffee]

Are you drunk?are you on glue?MN attempt at pithy put down
When a post is simply beyond their limited ken
They probably think you,should have a spa day or highlights to get over it

[chemenger]

Next you’ll be saying you lick your knife as well.

[SmiledWithTheRisingSun]

When I read this thread I thought you were going to say you had been caught mid BJ 🤣

[GinghamStyle]

I once dated a guy whose dad would pick his plate at the dinner table! My boyfriend also told me that the reason he ate so quickly was because growing up, when their dad had finished eating his own dinner, he would take food from their plates and so you either ate fast or went hungry!

[redastherose]

That's brilliant Torn. OP the pearl clutches are out in force tonight. I know you're not the only person to have eaten the leftover food of their DC's plates nor to have scraped up the last bit of something nice from a plate. Would everyone be as shocked if you'd said you were licking the last bit of ice cream out of your bowl before putting it in the dishwasher! I somehow doubt it.

[CrimsonCloverHoney]

This is hilarious

We all do weird things behind closed doors, don't we? I just make sure my curtains are closed first.

[HairyArmpits]

It made me lol but it really is gross!

I mean, gross.



[Shriekingbanshee]

...and no, not drunk, had small pina colada last night... Don't drink regularly... Are these serious questions though?

[Shriekingbanshee]

Which bit? The pizza?

[GreatDuckCookery6211]

I think the OP is on a wind up tbh.

[Bluntness100]

Are you ehrm, drunk, by any chance op?

[TornFromTheInside]

She opted for pizza - it rocks!
Free of the taunts and mocks
But at the end of the meal
Her neighbours did squeal
She was caught licking cheese off the box

[Shriekingbanshee]

Thinking of having shame-free pizza tonight, no plates.