Wasp nest in fanjo

[granny24]

I have been sent a warning on Facebook by a friend who obviously thinks I am going senile. Apparently I must NOT grind up wasp nests and put them up my fango as it can do damage! Who'd a thunked! When I googled it I found that It Is A Thing. Doctors have advised against it. Just in case any of you mumsnetters were thinking of doing it I implore you not to.😁

[youarenotkiddingme]

OMG.

Literally cannot think of another response.

Not helped by the fact I'm pmsl at "stick it up my chuff"

[TizzyDongue]

What about an ants' nest? Would that be fine - I've the grinder set up and ready.

Not too sure how best to get it in mind.

[7Days]

Elf n safety gorn mad, I tell you

[MysweetAudrina]

There was a post on here during the week where the up had a buzzing in her fanjo. Maybe she didn't read the warning.

[Highalert]

Back in the day we all shoved wasps nests up our chuffs, Never did me any harm. buzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[dotdotdotmustdash]

You could always do a Vajazzle with a few Silverfish I guess.

[HanarCantWearSweaters]

Aiming too low there, dot.

You need fireflies.

Just the one. Bulbous and luminescent, signalling the way like an abyssal anglerfish.

[dotdotdotmustdash]

Sorry, council house background. More Silverfish than Fireflies

[TizzyDongue]

Ive a goldfish. Similar to silverfish (in name anyway), could always Facebook live it - if he thoroughly modern then.

[TizzyDongue]

If he means I'd be.

[Ethylred]

Bloody doctors, trying to spoil our fun.

[HanarCantWearSweaters]

Oh no Tizzy I am having war flashbacks to ping pong shows in Phuket featuring goldfish not envy in the slightest

[Agerbilatemycardigan]

If I take mine back to Boots, will I still be able to keep the points on my card?

[PovertyPain]

If I take mine back to Boots, will I still be able to keep the points on my card?

I suspect if you shove a wasps nest up there you could probably hand them your vagina, in the bag, along with the nest. 😖

[stealtheatingtunnocks]

My husband keeps bees.

I love him.

[WrongShui]

“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”

That has got to be the most sensible advice that should never have to be said.