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Neighbours have bought a bouncy castle, is this going to ruin my summer? (light hearted)

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landrover · 08/06/2015 18:41

Thats it really, they have had it up for a few weekends now, lots of noise from their squealing children and friends. What should I do? Ear plugs? Noisier speakers etc?

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QueenOfTheAlley · 09/06/2015 14:34

Sharp claws??

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LittleBearPad · 09/06/2015 13:44

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KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 09/06/2015 13:27

King how do you know that.

From school.

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vertigogogadgetno · 09/06/2015 10:03

lmao, why is there a recipe for fake semen?

I shudder to think!

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Roseformeplease · 09/06/2015 09:54

Thank you all. I so rarely get good ideas that I will be smiling inside about this for weeks.

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Supervet · 09/06/2015 08:32

On our local selling page there's one of those massive inflatable slides and bouncy castle things.
The owners live in a flat and had it taking over she entire communal garden last year. The other neighbours were thrilled...

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TwerkingSpinster · 09/06/2015 08:12

Hawthorne spines are really long, brutal things. Shame if one found its way into the underneath....

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BravingSpring · 09/06/2015 08:08

Our NDN has a trampoline, it's the screaming and squealing that gets to me, I don't see the need, it's not that exciting [old git].

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RattieofCatan · 09/06/2015 08:03

Throw rat droppings on it from the occasional rat visit. Put yellow food dye in a bit of water into a water gun and spray it at the castle for added effect.

You could probably water down peanut butter enough to spray it onto the side of the castle too. That'll get something chewing on it. Or the juice from a can of tuna.

I love the condom idea