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[someonestolemynick]

DP has been using my conditioner.

That wouldn't be a problem had he not used his own Shampoo. I take great care to use an equal amount of both shampoo and conditioner so they run out at the same time. He thinks I'm weird.

Should I ltb?

[someonestolemynick]

[Fingers in ears] lalalala I can't hear you.

[TheHermitCrab]

Men use conditioner? As far as I was aware that's what 2 in 1 rubbish was made for??

OK that was sexist :)

But still... conditioner always runs out first for me, need to pour that shit on my knotty/curly hair :)

[lettertoherms]

Shampoo always runs out first.

Don't know what you lot are on.

[someonestolemynick]

Shampoo running out first? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[MumToFourCats]

My OH swore blind that he wasn't using my shampoo.

Until I changed my shampoo to one which is a colour enhancing one and his greyish hair went brown again.

[tomandizzymum]

I always buy a big bottle of conditioner and a small bottle of shampoo. The day I discovered that was a great day in history (for me). And yes, I would be pissed off if DH used the conditioner and damaged the delicate balanced ratio of shampoo to conditioner.

[Penguito]

I'm glad DH is bald!

[emwithme]

I buy (and use) 2 conditioners for every 1 shampoo. But if I get out of synch and change brands, I have to dispose of (aka give it away) the bits of shampoo/conditioner that don't match. I don't use the same brand every time, but the shampoo and conditioner have to match each other.

However...the big question is - even if the bottles are stored RIGHT NEXT to each other (in my little toiletry basket jobbie), Why The Fuck is the conditioner so much colder than the damn shampoo?

[Stinkle]

Conditioner always runs out for me first too. I usually buy stuff on 3 for 2 offers and buy 2 conditioner, 1 shampoo.

DH is always taking liberties with my shampoo & conditioner. I have fancy stuff for long, dyed hair that's supposed to make it bouncy and shiny and protect it from all the bollocks I do to it

He has very short hair and rubs it dry with a towel. That's what the 2 in 1 stuff is for

[BoyFromTheBigBadCity]

3 shampoos for 2 conditioners. Except bastard sainsbury's and local pharmacy don't sell my brand of choice (a cheapy one as well).

And yes, why is conditioner always colder?

[catzpyjamas]

MumToFourCats thanks, you've given me another idea as I was worried he might smell the nair and get suss..

[happygirl87]

I also have thick curly hair- so I find a 241 offer and buy 2 conditioners and 1 shampoo- then that batch of conditioner runs at same time as shampoo, which totally counts as a tidy solution!

[someonestolemynick]

Today I learned that the solution to this problem would be a bald do it a bigger bottle of conditioner.

Still baffled that anyone can accept them running out at different times though.

[GingerLDN]

There's always lots of conditioner left when I finish shampoo. Same working in a salon, always shampoo first in about half the time. So your husband is fine

[thereisnocheese]

Shampoo over here, I suspect DH is using it as shampoo/ body wash dual function. But doesn't know about conditioner, so that is safe for now!

[SummerHouse]

I hope this is not going to shock everyone and I hardly dare say it...... I have no idea at all which I use more of and hence no idea which runs out first. The thought has never crossed my mind. Hope I don't get judged. I am just being honest.

[CharleyFarleyy]

I buy Aussie S&C and the C is a smaller bottle so it always runs out first

[SummerHouse]

Something was bothering me about things that need to last in equal quantities until they run out. Its just come to me! Nachos, jalapeños and cheese sauce. Thank you odeon I will have extra jalapeños. This is similar to the shampoo thing right? I can join in after all?