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To want to smack DH in the face!? In labour

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ImpatientMamma · 12/12/2014 06:01

I don't condone violence normally but I've been having contractions since 4.10am, currently 5 mins apart and 'D'H has been on the toilet for 40 mins. Where the shitting hell are you !?! Come and hold my hand :-(

(PS this is a partially tongue in cheek post.... But I am going to kill him. What is it with men and the toilet. GET OUT!!!!)

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Chunderella · 13/12/2014 14:24

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slanleat · 13/12/2014 13:52

A big welcome to the world to your beautiful baby - many congratulations .

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ithoughtofitfirst · 13/12/2014 10:37

Mr Hanky! The Christmas poo!

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DomiKatetrix · 13/12/2014 10:36

Congratulations! Smile what a gorgeous baby boy!

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ChristmasDawndonnaagain · 13/12/2014 10:36

Aww, that picture made me smile. Congratulations OP and family!

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domesticslattern · 13/12/2014 10:36

Awwwww!
Congratulations!

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GiggleJuice · 13/12/2014 10:26

Congratulations to all of you - what a gorgeous boy! Flowers And look - all that pushing wasn't in vain...

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frankie001 · 13/12/2014 09:54

Congratulations!!

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ithoughtofitfirst · 13/12/2014 09:44

Is it too soon to be broody with a 7 week old?

Congrats OP. Beautiful. xxxx Flowers

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Gunpowder · 13/12/2014 09:36

Beautiful baby! Well done. Flowers

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cinders456 · 13/12/2014 08:49

Gorgeous photo, OP. Many congrats x

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cinders456 · 13/12/2014 08:43

How cute that they share a birthday! Double congrats btw! X

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ImpatientMamma · 13/12/2014 08:43

The new addition; the other one isn't as photogenic!

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cinders456 · 13/12/2014 08:41

How much did they weigh? :D

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londonrach · 13/12/2014 08:32

Congratulations to the both of you. Dare i ask for a photo. Of the baby not the poo. Xxxx

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 13/12/2014 08:24

Congratulations!

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PoppySausage · 13/12/2014 08:05

Congratulations!!!!

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Legodino · 13/12/2014 08:03

Congrats. What have you called the twins?

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youarekiddingme · 13/12/2014 07:58

Congratulations. Your post did make me laugh!

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Andrewofgg · 13/12/2014 07:55

Lovely news. Well done all three! Flowers

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TestingTestingWonTooFree · 13/12/2014 07:48

Congratulations on your babies!

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DejaVuAllOverAgain · 13/12/2014 07:42

Congratulations Flowers

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NoArmaniNoPunani · 13/12/2014 07:40

Congratulations.

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Mylittlepotofjoy · 13/12/2014 07:40

Congratulations on your little son . Hope you husband was as brave with his delivery !!!

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Gatekeeper · 13/12/2014 07:39

lovely post Impatient

Congratulations all round

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