Okay, so there's 8 of us at my parents house, and 8 at my grandma's house which is the other side of the same village, about a five minute walk away. We used to all go in the house house which was much easier when myself and my cousins were small, but now that we're all older (And the boys have some how become giants!) we have to split into two, it's also easier on my 80 year old grandma this way!
So in our house it goes like this -
Christmas morning/Breakfast - when we were kids was always, always bacon sandwiches. There would always be an argument that my dads bacon was never as crispy as mum makes it, and then Dad would become irritated because once we had our bacon to perfection, we's smother it in ketchup and promptly leave half of the sandwich, which due to the amount of ketchup 'ruined' my dad's enjoyment of our left over sandwiches
. We then, one year, for some reason switched to making ham and cheese croissants, and that's kinda stuck now, but the breakfasts have gotten bigger as we have haha! it now consists of our homemade cheese and ham croissants, streaky bacon (argument has persisted over crispy v floppy) scrambled eggs and there's generally some salmon.
Between breakfast and lunch there tends to be much drinking of various 'cocktail fizz' before the wine is cracked open.
Christmas lunch -
We do have a starter, we do a prawn cocktail and some smoked salmon and cream cheese 'swirls'. Each year both my little brother and cousin will look and theirs and not eat it, each year we will continue to be surprised that they've managed to grow despite their picky eating habits.
the main event consists of turkey, ham, pork, pigs in blankets, stuffing, roast potatoes, new potatoes, roast parsnips, cranberry glazed carrots, broccoli, green beans and asparagus, bacon Brussels sprouts, red cabbage, and an on going argument of whether or not Yorkshire puddings are involved continues, with yorkshires winning around 50% of the time. Gravy, apple sauce and cranberry sauce are all made, and for some reason mint sauce also comes out (jarred).
After Christmas Dinner we do a christmas pudding at our house and then its round to grans for 'proper pudding', it used to just be her that puts the spread on but now I always make something to help, like a trifle, and we tend to have some type of yule log and meringue roulade.
We then attempt to play a game, no-one will listen to any suggestion of leaning how to play it before starting and those who are not playing will continue to shout answers out. It's funny, annoying at the time but funny now.
Tea that evening (around 8pm) will consist of turkey and stuffing sandwiches which for the past sort of 6 years or so, my cousins and I have made for everyone, and nibbles, as well as more chocolate and sweet things coming out. We all go home around 10 or 11, and the next day its everyone at my parents house for football and more food!
Sorry that was so long! I really enjoyed writing it and I enjoy reading everyone else's christmas stories!