To ask advice on finding an agent for my baby?

[VegemiteSandwich]

You see, he's 5 days old and really gorgeous. Thought it best to get started on his modelling career ASAP, especially since we need to start saving up for his Oxbridge PhD.

[catgirl1976geesealaying]

Plus, the rest of the world needs to see his gorgeousness :)

It's only right to share beautiful babies with the world.

Get him his own TV show too

Congratulations on your beautiful, talented and squooshy new arrival

[MammaTJ]

I have no advice on the finding of an agent but wish you luck. Most of us have lazy little sods who expect us to support them not lovely, hard working, money earning ikkle angels like yours!!

[peaceandlovebunny]

you see, i was going to say 'don't do it', but as you have a good reason...

[BigShinyBaubles]

I hope he's walking and reciting Shakespeare?!!

[kinkyfuckery]

I'd go straight to Max Clifford. He's yer man.

[SarahStratton]

Oh thank God this is a piss take, had my sleeves rolled right up.

[DozyDuck]

My baby was offered a scholarship for Oxford at 2 days old. Yours is obviously fick innit

[OddBoots]