to think that Imogen from BB?

[georgie22]

Just seen the news coverage of Imogen on This Morning. I know she was upset but she looked older than her 28 years. I always thought she was attractive when she was on BB but she appears to have ruined what she was given naturally.

[RoyalFucker]

< sprays Poison perfume liberally, dons clear plastic 6-inch heels and sets off for Noel's House Party >

[ShoutyHamster]

Yes - hang on let me check. No, he is not on my injunction list at the moment.

He should be available for a good while yet.

Knock yourself out

[RoyalFucker]

noooooooo

anyfink but that

how about I just target Z-listers like Noel Edmonds ?

[ShoutyHamster]

Your plans for the long summer evenings appear somewhat thwarted RF!

I am sorry...



...perhaps a short course in Cornish, or Hindi, might fill the gap??

[RoyalFucker]

< hides fuck-me shoes >

[RoyalFucker]

< deflates inflatable tits >

[ShoutyHamster]

Feel the wrath of my pitiless injunction list

[RoyalFucker]

< packs pulling knickers away >

[RancerDoo]

[cgrin] Shit. Don't mess with shoutyhamster.

[ShoutyHamster]

Oh and let's not forget Brewing McTrevor. He will be kept inside a secure facility until he is fluent in Hungarian, Hindi, and Cornish. And then set free on Bodmin to be hunted by dogs over a sunny Bank Holiday weekend.

[ShoutyHamster]

MY INJUNCTIONS

Highblond Wigs has to move to Arbroath and run baby sign classes

Lewd Florrie has to make bags for Debenhams

Hegemony Blarkbum is sealed inside a giant cannonball and fired at the centre of the sun

and nobody, anywhere, is allowed to have sex with any of them, ever again.

[RoyalFucker]

Pylon Rigs

[ShoutyHamster]

Nylon Twigs

[RoyalFucker]

Dylon Pigs ?

[ShoutyHamster]

Especially Rylon Spriggs!

[ShoutyHamster]

I think there should be an injunction taken out making it ILLEGAL for anyone to sleep with any of them, ever again.

They can spend their time feeling sorry for themselves and taking up improving hobbies instead.

[Al0uiseG]

Do we think that the Top Gear presenter might have a Supra Injunction?

[ohmyfucksy]

I've been told of so many footballers' affairs that never make the papers (mate is sports physio for a team) but I'm so sport illiterate that I couldn't remember the names even if I did want to tell anyone... I definitely remember one was v. famous - as I'd actually heard of him.

[RoyalFucker]

I don't think the WAGs expect their lovely husbands to stay faithful

They make a pact with the devil for the Louboutins and the Mulberry handbags

I think they hope it will stay out of the newspapers though, most of it probably does, tbqh

[ohmyfucksy]

Do you know who's shagging around? Everyone famous. The Andrew Marr thing was common knowledge (meaning rumoured a lot) for ages.

I don't really understand people who marry footballers and expect them to stay faithful.

[TurkeyBurgerThing]

These superinjunctions are completely ridiculous.

If you don't want to get booted out of your marital home, don't be putting your knob up other women!

Why are people so thick?

[The3Bears]

I dont feel sorry for her at all she knew he was married yet still did it, they're both as bad as each other!
The only people hurt in all of this are the wife and children

[NulliusInVerba]

And actually, if it is who is bieng suggested, that makes me even more certain she was after money and fame, hes not good looking and is hardly a spring chicken these days.

To be honest, I was just hoping it was the Gerrards to wipe that smug face of his thick bimbo wife. Nevermind.

[NulliusInVerba]

Yes I agree there are a lot of sexist connotations to this, she gets the grief he gets away with it, the comments that the lawyer made were very sexist to her on this morning.

At the same time though, I have no symathy for her, as she is just a media whore desperate for attention, who basically does lads mags and shags footballers.

She chose to go with a married man. The pair of them need to face the consequences.