to think that Imogen from BB?

[georgie22]

Just seen the news coverage of Imogen on This Morning. I know she was upset but she looked older than her 28 years. I always thought she was attractive when she was on BB but she appears to have ruined what she was given naturally.

[MotherMucca]

David Cameron...

[marmaladetwatkins]

George Bush

[LadyCornyOfSilk]

Tim Vincent

[marmaladetwatkins]

That's exactly right. My mother always said never trust a man with eyes that are too close together...

Look at the evidence;

Bryan Riggs
Hitler

erm

...

[MotherMucca]

Yep, and they're too close together, marmalade.

[marmaladetwatkins]

I've never liked Bryan Riggs. Shifty eyes.

[mayorquimby]

"RG was likely in line for a knighthood when he retires"

He should still get one.
Most decorated player in English football history, record appearance holder for one of the biggest clubs etc.

[donnie]

but who is NEJ ?

[tallwivglasses]

RF!

[constantlywrong]

Er....who the feck actually cares though, really?

I did chuckle at "supra injunction" though.

[RoyalFucker]

the bloody bloke has de-regged

[RoyalFucker]

what's Rob's excuse though ?

[RoyalFucker]

[ShoutyHamster]

Noel is running scared - he has seen the serial shag-whiners fall one by one

He is taking care to keep his little nose clean - tis no reflection on your midnight allures RF

And he fears my List... as well he might, I have him down to paint the Forth Bridge using only his Tommy Tiddler

[RoyalFucker]

glad to be of service, TWG

erm, are you up for a shag, at all ? < hopeful >

[tallwivglasses]

Shouty and RF, I don't give a shite about who's shagging who, but thanks for the laffs tonight.

[RoyalFucker]

even Rob isn't bloody interested < grump >

I bet Wayne will have me

[RobF]

RG was likely in line for a knighthood when he retires. He does loads of charity work, community work etc. He's generally regarded as one of the nice guys in football, effectively the successor to Gary Lineker. He's never been sent off in club games (once for Wales).

It's a shame to be honest. Kids have no heroes today to look up to. It's not like the sports heroes of the past weren't likely doing exactly the same (and likely much more).

[RoyalFucker]

Noel turned me down, flat

oh, the shame

[RoyalFucker]

Rob, are you a famous man ?

fancy a legover ?

[IfAtFirstUDontSucceed]

I'm s-o-o-o-o confused now

[ohmyfucksy]

I don't really understand why they need injunctions. No one cares THAT much, shagging around never damaged anyone's career (except John Profumo's maybe) and they will probably get lad points off all their macho mates for shagging girls. Plus their wives hardly ever leave them - Coleen Rooney, Tess thingy married to Vernon. What's the issue?

[RobF]

It is nearly impossible for famous men who have attractive women throwing themselves at them not to give in to temptation. It's just human nature I'm afraid. Women who marry famous men should just accept this, or not marry them.

[ShoutyHamster]

And then we can all start discussing Raoul Threadbums!

[ShoutyHamster]

Let me know once you have done the evil deed, RF.

I believe Noel is MARRIED and therefore once he has done the naughties, can be added to my list and assigned an Injunctory Fate.

I will send you a form to fill in.