can anybody tell me why mylene klass....

[fanniiminogue]

.... has all of the sudden become a fashion and baby expert!?

[Simplysally]

She doesn't bother me as I rarely watch TV but I must admit I hared off to M & S to get that red dress she wore on the ads a year or so back. Still haven't worn it .

[Pinkjenny]

LOL Elffriend well said!

[Elffriend]

Well she irritates the pants off me.

Yes, a good quota is seething jealousy (prancing about in a teeny weeny bikini before the placenta was was even out) when I'M tired, I bloody well look it.

Some of it is the "nobody is that effing cheerful" bit.

BUT there is also a fair smattering of the fact that she is a complete HYPOCRITE. I have been more or less reduced to throwing things at the telly whilst transfixed (car crash style) to the latest Gok-fest. Wiffling away at women about being all natural and not conforming to the "ideal" blah blah blah whilst plastered in make-up (applied oh so tastefully, but slathered on nontheless) and mincing around as a size 6-8 max.

Oh no, lets all be our natural selves. Oh, scuse me, I'm off to do 10 years younger and tell people they look like old bags and need to go under the knife and have all their teeth hoiked out. .

I'm a big fan me.

[CocoaCloset]

She is no better than any of us, she has just worked her way into the media and is now being presented as a brand.

[fanniiminogue]

she doesnt irritate me at all although she seems to be on every channel lately, i think shes very pretty i just dont see how she can advise us fashionwise and educate us on being a mum!!!! not bad eh for being in a no hope pap group!!

[TheCrackFox]

Apparently she is going to be doing "How to Look 10 Years Younger". Has to be an improvement on Nicky Hambleton Jones. She can bugger off back to South Africa and take her shit fashion sense with her.

[DaDaDa]

So... what is it about attractive, successful, genial, multi-talented (erm...OK... maybe I'm pushing it now) Mylene Klass that irritates so many women?

[Fimbo]

I am surprised she's not on the panel on Loose Women

[fanniiminogue]

and now shes on an ad with take that........bitch

[Fimbo]

Despite that fact Gok is gay maybe she will have his love child.

[gigglewitch]

d'ya know the thing that aggravates me even more than "at the end of the day" is that "We're trying" phrase. with implied. FFS!!!

[NorthernLurker]

I'm sure I heard she was trying - making her of course the Only Woman To Try To Conceive as well. But maybe I dreamt that?

[Fimbo]

Fantastic typo dontcha know

[gigglewitch]

erm of course she is the only one to have had a baby. Actually I like her. Mostly. And fimbo we won't Forgot her white bikini


Anyway, she's slipping - ms church is on number two now, so mylene really should at least try to keep up...

[NorthernLurker]

I saw Kerry on an Iceland ad this evening - it was truly terrifying sight for many reasons!

[DaDaDa]

...and retract claws.

[Fimbo]

Don't forgot she is also the only woman in the world to wear a white bikini.

[PhantomOfTheChocolateCakeAvena]

You missed out failed pop grou singer Northern.

She's nicer than other people (cokerryKatonaugh)!

[CocoaCloset]

I like her and support anyone who can make a good career by just being pleasant.

[NorthernLurker]

I don't know what we'd do without Myleene - all these years just stumbling in the dark and then she happened along with her book and her mothercare clothes and there was light!

Apparently she's tired all the time though - she's definately the first mother/model/presenter/designer/author player of sodding piano to complain of that!

[fanniiminogue]

lol i thought that was kate winslet!! thanks smq

[stretchmarkqueen]

No idea, but am loving your name!!