What are the funniest slogans you've seen on baby/toddler clothes?....

[Inthebloomingnightgarden]

Needs some light relief after a stressful day. Saw these earlier:

"I will not sleep.... I will not sleep...." on a little romper suit

"I poop therefore I am!"

"Volatile substance...handle with caution"

[AdamAnt]

Dirtylilminx - OH no some of them are vile. Really not funny. ("They Shake Me"?? "Hung Like a Five Year Old"?? YUCK)

But I did lol at Daddy Drinks Because I Cry

[UnquietDad]

When DD was little we had a Mothercare T-shirt which said "I wasn't born yesterday". I normally hate T-shirts with slogans on but I quite liked that one!

[Feenie]

"50% English, 50% Welsh, 100% gorgeous,"

But (English) dh won't let me get it for our ds, he says it's racist!

[oliviaelanasmum]

DD3 has some rompers my mum bought her:
"Give peas a chance" with a huge peace sign
"stop the wailing" with a whale on

[peasoup]

"I See Big People"
"I've done Fuck All Today"

[oliviaelanasmum]

I saw one to the tune of "I travelled the birth canal and only got this poxy t shirt"

[dirtylilminx]

haha saw one that says " just like president bush my daddy didnt pull out" hell thats awsome


also " now that im safe im pro-choice"

look at these

[glitterkitty]

Peacocks actually do a 'Sleep is for the weak' babygro. Do you think they got it from mn?

[needmorecoffee]

dd has several slogan t-shirts. One says 'look at me, not my disability'
'keep staring, I might do tricks'
and 'I'm gorgeous and I have wheels'

[BroccoliSpears]

I generally dislike slogan tshirts, but was tempted by a popper vest with a screen print of Bob Dylan and the words 'Time I need a-changin'' on it.

[bunnyhunny]

saw one that had "mothersucker" on it!
thought that was quite funny

[whomovedmychocolate]

DD also has one that says: 'I like milk from my mummy not from just any old cow'

BTW OP - the last wasn't directed at you - only just noticed your screen name

[whomovedmychocolate]

I want one with 'I was conceived in the night garden' on.

[onlygirl]

tempted to get one for ds2 - A.S.B.O

[StripeyMamaSpanx]

Friend's dd (16 weeks) has one saying "Breast Milk Only - No Udder Milk Will Do" which I rather like.

[minko]

I saw a baby-gro in a shop in Soho which said 'I've done fuck all today' on the front. Don't know when DCs would actually wear it but love it!

[Pan]

my friends baby has shirt with "i-pood" on it.

[dippydeedoo]

i saw one on a newby suit saying 'just done 9 months inside'it was striped to look like a convict ......ds2 had a sweater saying it wasnt me ....on the back innocent til guilty ......when i was pregnant a zillion years ago i had a t shirt that said 'it started with a kiss....'

[MrsBadger]

I like these

[fruitful]

There is someone selling slogan babygros on Ebay at the moment, you can get

I drink until I pass out - just like Daddy

[CrushWithEyeliner]

don't get the grandpa one - I must be really dim....

[nzshar]

I had the spit on a tissue i call social services one for ds so didnt want to throw that one away

[fingerwoman]

that's just vile

[Inthebloomingnightgarden]

sml.....mhhhhh not sure I'd be brave enough for this one

How about:

Grandpa thinks I'm the next miraculous conception

[CrushWithEyeliner]

I always liked - "Mama ain't raisin' no fool"