Florida Man game

[Cocolepew]

Saw this on twitter. Google Florida man and your birthday and post the headline.
Mine is Florida man climbs building, dives into pool and wrestles crocodile and survives

[Careylisa]

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts.

[glenthebattleostrich]

Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire.

[LindaLa]

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

[KinkyHair]

Florida man kills wife and leaves body for children to find.

[Tiredemma]

What is the point in this though??

[PartridgeInAFairTree]

The truly awful thing about this game is how many people are laughing unthinkingly about male violence. Google 'Florida woman' and your birthday and it will take you beyond the 'hilarious' headline to the consequences of the mans actions on (mainly) women and children. I can't unsee what I just googled. But actually it's all there in the headlines

[FrozenYogurt]

[Deadringer]

Florida man kills four with a machete.

[NeonK]

Florida man's murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon.

[Piewraith]

Florida man robs store dressed as spider man.

[whoami24601]

@Walnutwhipster me too!

[InsertFunnyUsername]

"Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say"

Florida seems friendly

[thenightsky]

71-year-old Florida man repeatedly accused of exposing himself at restaurants and bars

[ILoveMaxiBondi]

“Florida man kills grandmother in nudist colony, drives around with her body for five hours”



This isn’t a nice game.

[TheFlis12345]

Missing zoo animals found in Florida man's apartment

[SouthernComforts]

Haha mine is "Florida sinkhole that swallowed man reopens"

Not quite what you asked for

[AppleDragon]

Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911

[DioneTheDiabolist]

Florida man sentenced to 10 days for dragging shark behind boat.

[MayFayner]

There isn’t one for my birthday but this is reasonably close:

“Florida Man Dances on Top of Police Cruiser to Ward Off Vampires”

Is there a big meth problem in Florida or something?

[coddersrodders]

@BarbaraofSevillle ah I cringe every time I see one of those ridiculous 'fill in the blanks' style posts on Facebook... a brilliant way to let everyone know the answers to your secret questions

[Cocolepew]

Not on my part Barbara.

[ShitAtScarbble]

Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his



Scott claimed he found the syringes and they were not his, although he did not explain how they ended up in his buttocks.

[JeSuisPrest]

Florida man, 88, burns raccoons over eating mangoes 😱

[BarbaraofSevillle]

Is this an extremely complex way of getting people to divulge their date of birth?

[toffee1000]

Florida man clings to hood of a car traveling 70 MPH

From last year.