The Royal ‘resignation’ was masterminded by Boris Johnson

[Wiltinglillies]

Brexit, remember that?
Nope, me neither.
Something very fishy is going on here!

[Nifflernancy]

Oh bore off to some conspiracy theory forum

[TheSultanofPingu]

I dislike Boris Johnson immensely and am very anti Brexit. That said, I don't think that he has any control over the Royal family. Conspiracy theory...nah.

[Wiltinglillies]

Um, is it really not obviously a piss-take.

[Mumberjack]

Nah I don’t think so. Definitely a useful means of deflecting from the Andrew omnishambles but no way is Boris either that powerful nor Machiavellian.

[TheSultanofPingu]

Tbh I can never tell on here Op.

[Lockheart]

Couldn't you at least post this in a relevant forum rather than AIBU?

[FithColumnist]

Clearly it was masterminded by the ascended masters of Mu, not Boris Johnson

[Alexandra80]

Yabvu for starting another thread on this bollocks.

[1forAll74]

All this stuff wont go away, even when H&M go off to the USA, the media will always find them,so their story won't disappear.. and can then get discussed on here all the time I suppose.!

[MsPepperPotts]

Well done for being able to put 'masterminded by' and 'Boris Johnson' in the same sentence...

[Wiltinglillies]

MsPepperPotts actually, I stole it from another thread title. But, yes, it is a stretch!

[Peregrina]

No, I don't think so, but it's mighty convenient for him.

It takes attention away from the crisis in the NHS for a starters. Then the mess which is the situation in Iran.

[donquixotedelamancha]

Pretty sure BJ has never masterminded anything in his life.

[Stressedout10]

Well it's clear to see that the conspiracy nuts are out in force today 🧐

[Iamagree]

Dominic Cummings, perhaps.....

[Iamagree]

I think it's not beyond the realms of possibility that the Sussexes were persuaded or advised on the timing of this; politicians have been known to take advantage of busy news periods to "bury" controversial or unpalatable issues. Where is the Russian interference report by the way?

[NoCountry]

It's another amazing bit of good fortune for him, he's a lucky bastard.

Yeah, Russian report, Arcuri investigation, electoral fraud - no one's bothered anymore apparently

[Mum2jenny]

Absolute bollocks!

[Greydove28]

This really made me lol

[PortiaCastis]

He couldn't organise a cock up in a caravan

[olivertwistwantsmore]

A friend said the same to me today. I was like

I reckon Harry has been planning this for some time.

[PortiaCastis]

There's a wave of hysteria on this site

[ineedto]

Surely by that train of thought it's clear Meg must have had trump onside to help too... bombs away!

[Wingedserpentfliesbynight]

I thought it was the Queen but you might be on to summat...

[VestaTilley]

Are you actually joking OP? That is a ludicrous thing to think.