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You know you have dog(s) and small children when....

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HoneyDragon Thu 25-Jul-13 19:39:17

• the pre schooler wipes a bogie down your leg in passing, and the dog pauses following said child long enough to lick it off. <<vom>>

• you have to teach a Labrador how to get down from the top of the climbing frame <<traumatic>>

• your garden appears to be empty. Until you find a two 10 year olds, 1 five year old, 1 three year old and a Labrador wedged in the Wendy house. With the door shut. <<astonishing>>

• it's the height of summer and your three year olds face is always suspiciously clean of ice cream. <<grim>>

MrsWarren1983 Mon 29-Jul-13 22:33:20

When your biggest concern for your child's health is whether they might start coughing up hair balls wink

topbannana Mon 29-Jul-13 22:49:23

<sigh> yes cansleep The need for shoes indoors is a constant theme in this house too. It's as if I never mopped <sob>

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