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Coping with cbeebies

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 19:45

Now I have to say I do record some episodes of cbeebies for my lo. (She loves Sarah and duck, mr bloom, show me show me and the numtums) it gives me time to tidy the house and sit down and have a coffee break but is it just me or is the only way I'm getting through cbeebies is by some how turning it rude. I saw an episode of show me show me where chris got poi all wet with his big hose and I couldn't help but giggle

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FredKiller · 29/07/2013 19:46

Not just you. I got all pervy last night when Damian Lewis asked if I was ready for my bedtime story.

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 19:53

I have to agree there hehe. There just seems to be a lot of lovely male presenters on cbeebies at the moment. That's the only thing that helps me cope with it being on my tv

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FredKiller · 29/07/2013 19:57

I quite fancy Chris but read on here that he's gay. Mr Bloom has grown on me. I used to think him too weedy looking but now i think there is something about him. Or is this what they call 'Stockholm Syndrome"? Wink

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 19:59

Yeah me bloom is growing on me. It's the accent I think cause I am originally from up north (I think he has a northern accent) but he looks like he could do with a bath. I'd help him out giving him a scrub lol

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GameSetAndMatch · 29/07/2013 20:07

mister makers not bad either! and Id like to explore with Nateure Chris too!

and when watching cbiebees with DC i keep my thoughts to myself too! Grin

but mr bloom does absolutley nothing for me.

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:11

Mr maker freaks me out with his long finger nails.

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:12

Andy is quite nice but he does remind me a lot of Fatima whitbread

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GameSetAndMatch · 29/07/2013 20:16

Andy IS Fatima whitbread Grin.

its Justins house where i get the rudest thoughts between him and the robot thing!

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PoppyWearer · 29/07/2013 20:17

It's not you, OP, I've seen Chris in a few shows and he is the king of innuendo. I think he also writes pantos.

I find the best way to cope with CBeebies is to ignore it and MN instead. Grin

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RayABlokeIUsedToKnow · 29/07/2013 20:18

mummyaimz thank you! I have been wondering where I vaguely recognised him from!

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Florin · 29/07/2013 20:19

I rather fancy the doctor on Get Well Soon so I record that and let my son watch it. The one on constipation had me in stitches.

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:23

Oh I let the little one watch get well soon when it first came out and I just thought it was hilarious talking about constipation and bodily functions in songs. My partner actually spotted that andy looked like Fatima the other day when he was looking after the lo. Burst my bubble just a touch

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BenedictCumberbitch · 29/07/2013 20:26

this won't help

But nevermind Grin

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:27

Chris does give me the most laughs with all his little innuendos

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BadRoly · 29/07/2013 20:28

Wait until they watch CBBC - Deadly 60 knocks the socks off most of the cbeebies totty IMHO Wink

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:30

Good lord benerdictcumberbitch

That just made my evening. Shock

Justin doesn't do it for me, I swear he is on everything on cbeebies

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SconeInSixtySeconds · 29/07/2013 20:30

Fatima Whitbread :o :o :o < wheezes> that's where I recognise him from!

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:32

Oh my partners brothers have older children I already know about deadly 60

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:33

Look at the thread that benedictcumberbitch put on her message. I no longer care that he looks like Fatima

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BadRoly · 29/07/2013 20:35

I have always had a thing for Justin but after that ^^ I could have a Cbeebies orgy Shock

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:37

I love the little lines with the pictures. Just makes it that little dirtier.

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 20:59

I did hear about something about andy and a wardrobe malfunction with a spacesuit

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GameSetAndMatch · 29/07/2013 21:00

like the gallery. Lol at Justin ''when you see it, wave or cheer''. spat out my coffee all over keyboard! now its all sticky- the keyboard that is Grin

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GameSetAndMatch · 29/07/2013 21:01

mummy there was whole thread about ANdys spacesuit a while back, the thread was hilarius!

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mummyaimz · 29/07/2013 21:05

I may have to look up that thread

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