lets make up our own pointless fashion rules like lazy dm journo's

[TheBalladofGayTony]

does anyone care this much about tights?

rule 1. green shoes can only be worn with tweed hats and between the ages of 14 and 25

[TheBalladofGayTony]

rule2. do nautical - pair a life preserver with mid lenght jegging made from seal skin

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

Rule 4. A medallion must be worn with satin shirts, a la Saturday Night fever.

[happilyeverafter]

Rule 5

Biker boots should be accompanied by a lady 'tache at all times.

[TrillianAstra]

Rule 6: If you do the MN haircut it must be with a left parting if you have dark hair and a right parting if you are blonde. Redheads can make their own choice.

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

Surely centre parting with a fringe for reds? You can't have people making up their own rules willie-nillie

[TheBalladofGayTony]

nasal hair must be parted to teh left

[CNyle]

rule 34
if you admire Fearne cotton you are to be sectioned

[CybilLiberty]

C have you gotcha self a cleaner?

[CrackWhoretoPaulDacre]

Gawd, a seal skin jegging would be fantastic... If I weren't against all that sort of thing

[TheBalladofGayTony]

yes to fearne or that fearne-a-like that does the x factor

[overmydeadbody]

rule 24
If you wear blue tights you must wear pink jeans the day after, unless of course it is a full moon when the jeans must be green and matched with floral top and freshwater pearls. For leap years attach dragonfly brooch.

[overmydeadbody]

moleskin jeggings would be fab

[BitOfFun]

Wear 5 denier tights and let your varicose veins create a delightfully individual patterned effect, unique to you.

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

lol at "attach dragon fly brooch"

[TheBalladofGayTony]

you may not wear anything from white company after labour day (whatever the hell labour day is)