Okay, the sandwich thing isn't strictly style and beauty, but you stylish, beautiful people are so wise I thought I'd ask that too.
- My confusing dress.
It is a tie-around dress. So, I put it on like a cardigan, behind me, and then I have to wrap the string bits around and tie them. There is a hole on my left side to poke the right thread through BUT there is also a belt loop inside the dress on my right side. What do I poke through that? And does that belt loop hold the secret of stopping my tits tumbling out of the dress?
- New shoes. I have taken off the white labels. Do I also have to take off the seethrough labels with gold writing saying things like 'made in Italy'? It makes a very slightly lighter shade on the sole of the sho where I peel off a label.
- I have been dieting like crazy. I've not had a drink for weeks. If I go out tonight and have a couple of glasses of wine I will get ratarsed, so I ought to eat something before I go, but then I'll have a fat tummy! What to eat so as to line but not bloat my belly? (We are actually going to a restaurant - shall I just drink fizzy water pre food?
First night out in 2 years. Yeek.
