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Admit it, folks, you NEED "Detachable Shorts Jeans" in your life...

(58 Posts)
ThaliaLuxurySpa Fri 19-May-17 02:48:03

Not often I'm lost for words, shock grin

Your thoughts?

LaPharisienne Fri 19-May-17 02:53:34


Athrawes Fri 19-May-17 03:01:06

Holy mother of the little baby cheeses! I am scarred!

Beansonapost Fri 19-May-17 03:12:51


🤢... but someone will buy it sad

TheFutureMrsB Fri 19-May-17 03:23:08

What in the holy shit are they!!!?? shockconfused

Out2pasture Fri 19-May-17 03:30:28

Really really ugly

Youvegotafriendinme Fri 19-May-17 03:32:04 😱

ThaliaLuxurySpa Fri 19-May-17 03:35:29

But they're such good value at only £328!

Jillyonaplate Fri 19-May-17 03:36:20

I was expecting to see convertible trousers. There are no adequate words...

hellokittymania Fri 19-May-17 03:38:15

I can't see them clearly, but it looks like they are very very short shorts if the legs can come off, as in shorter than Hooters?

KarlKennedysBumCrack Fri 19-May-17 03:55:40

Hideous as trousers and repulsive as shorts! No sane person would wear them, even the model looks ashamed.

LaLegue Fri 19-May-17 04:06:11

And as if the jeans weren't bad enough, what the actual frig is that hideous body thing underneath all about? 😱

I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive outfit.

Feyenoord Fri 19-May-17 05:15:56

This has to be designed by a man. I can't fathom any woman liking this.

carrotcakecupcake Fri 19-May-17 05:21:05

Dear god shock my eyes! It's like something a Kardashian would wear!

HipsterRaccoon Fri 19-May-17 05:25:15

Oh jesus... I couldn't tear my eyes away from the slideshow of hideousness, first the jeans, then the shorts somehow being even worse. And yes, that body!

wtffgs Fri 19-May-17 05:49:04

Just wow!

Ecclesiastes Fri 19-May-17 05:57:15

The people who design and market this stuff actually hate women. There is no other logical explanation.

ChishandFips33 Fri 19-May-17 06:03:21

Bloody hell!!

She just needs the long clear boots linked to on another thread and it would be a triple fail - top, shorts, boots

Idrinkandiknowstuff Fri 19-May-17 06:09:23

Actually I came on thinking, yes I do need "detachable shorts jeans" in my life.

Then I saw them!!!!shock

Chocolatekeepsmesane Fri 19-May-17 06:14:38

Wow that is hideous.

ThaliaLuxurySpa Fri 19-May-17 07:02:09

Wonder if inspiration was sought from "Angling Times"? grin

(And the price of waders includes integrated footwear, too, oh misguided designer of Detachable Shorts Jeans).

Hairydontcare Fri 19-May-17 07:05:59

That's got to be a piss take. Surely!

Denim knickers and then a windsock on each leg???

HerBigChance Fri 19-May-17 07:09:32

Combined with a really shit top as well? Nope, I don't need these things in my life. God how hideous...

MorrisZapp Fri 19-May-17 07:12:04

That model is on valium. It's how she copes.

ThaliaLuxurySpa Fri 19-May-17 07:12:25

Imagine the potential for seam chafing, too, unless you walk like John Wayne.

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