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MY EYES

Holy mother of the little baby cheeses! I am scarred!

Wow!

🤢... but someone will buy it

What in the holy shit are they!!!??

Really really ugly

Oh.my.lord. 😱

But they're such good value at only £328!

I was expecting to see convertible trousers. There are no adequate words...

I can't see them clearly, but it looks like they are very very short shorts if the legs can come off, as in shorter than Hooters?

Hideous as trousers and repulsive as shorts! No sane person would wear them, even the model looks ashamed.

And as if the jeans weren't bad enough, what the actual frig is that hideous body thing underneath all about? 😱

I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive outfit.

This has to be designed by a man. I can't fathom any woman liking this.

Dear god my eyes! It's like something a Kardashian would wear!

Oh jesus... I couldn't tear my eyes away from the slideshow of hideousness, first the jeans, then the shorts somehow being even worse. And yes, that body!

Just wow!

The people who design and market this stuff actually hate women. There is no other logical explanation.

Bloody hell!!

She just needs the long clear boots linked to on another thread and it would be a triple fail - top, shorts, boots

Actually I came on thinking, yes I do need "detachable shorts jeans" in my life.

Then I saw them!!!!

Wow that is hideous.

Wonder if inspiration was sought from "Angling Times"?

(And the price of waders includes integrated footwear, too, oh misguided designer of Detachable Shorts Jeans).

That's got to be a piss take. Surely!

Denim knickers and then a windsock on each leg???

Combined with a really shit top as well? Nope, I don't need these things in my life. God how hideous...

That model is on valium. It's how she copes.

Imagine the potential for seam chafing, too, unless you walk like John Wayne.