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Madonna's teeth. I've clearly missed something.

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Snowflakepie · 22/08/2013 16:59

But mainly they just look awful, like she's eaten something and its all stuck, or not brushed for decades.

Is this really 'in' at the moment? I know I'm hardly style conscious but this just made me snort. Celebs and their money Grin

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Dackyduddles · 22/08/2013 16:59

Does she wear a grillz?

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dexter73 · 22/08/2013 17:02

Gold grillz Dackyduddles - seriously awful!

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blueshoes · 22/08/2013 17:11

She is not growing old gracefully

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ShotgunNotDoingThePans · 22/08/2013 17:15

I've seen everything now.

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valiumredhead · 22/08/2013 17:18

Oh she looks awful, can't understand why she'd think it would look good.

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BrandyAlexander · 22/08/2013 17:18

No I don't think you have missed anything!Grin

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OneStepCloser · 22/08/2013 17:19

Shes not looking good is she.

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Tattva · 22/08/2013 17:20

Daft moo. She has perfected the manky teeth look.

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buttercrumble · 22/08/2013 17:24

Looks horrendous

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Onesleeptillwembley · 22/08/2013 17:34

Madonna now reminds me of a particularly unflarreing Spitting Image puppet of herself.

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Yonihadtoask · 22/08/2013 17:37

ha ha.

She should be more careful - she is lucky not to have dentures at her age.. he he he.

disclaimer: said in jest. I am/was a fan. I am almost as old as her.

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Tweet2tweet · 22/08/2013 19:17

And why wouldn't a 55 year old ex pop star get gangster teeth. Seems as perfectly thought out as the camel toe leotard in one of her previous music videos, when she used to make music.

I especially think they matched the floral tea dress and crocheted cardigan she was wearing.

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Dackyduddles · 22/08/2013 19:50

I only guessed after finding them mentioned in grazia mag this issue. Ha! Made me look proper knowledgeable for a nano second!

Hideous.

Of course if I had her money, figure and 'purple hat' approach to life I'd do it. I kinda like her. Just not her man hands and arms.....

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AKissIsNotAContract · 22/08/2013 19:57

Oh dear, I'd never seen these before. Plenty of plaque stagnation areas around those bad boys. I expect a lot of young people will be needing their teeth fixed if they wear those for extended periods.

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FriskyHenderson · 22/08/2013 20:03

I thought they/it made her teeth look really yellow. Not good.

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AWimbaWay · 22/08/2013 20:45

She reminds me of this.

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SundaySimmons · 23/08/2013 01:02
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valiumredhead · 23/08/2013 11:01

I think the saying 'more money than sense' sums it up nicelyWink

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Leopoldina · 23/08/2013 11:06

forgive my naivety, but do they come out at night or are they attached (semi) permanently? I imagine they're a devil to floss properly with, but if they're removable, that's quite a precious-metal-and-diamond choke risk for an older lady, isn't it?

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Oblomov · 23/08/2013 11:09

Yuk. Her ambition to look 20 is getting sillier and sillier.

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