It's Official...... Storage Boxes are BETTER than SEX!!!!

[TheRealMrsF]

better explain...i have OCD tendancies...incase you don't know me & spyed this thread and thought "Wey HEy!!!! a thread bout sex!"


i've just got THE perfect box from Lidl...a £9.99
a lockable fishing box...which i plan to fill with cardmaking stuff and keep it away from the boys!!!

OOOOOH! AAAAAAAAgh! MMMmmmmmmm! Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!

Definitely better than sex!!!

[RnB]

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[TheRealMrsF]

....and they beat my inlaws hands down!!!

[coppertop]

I just KNEW this had to be you, MrsF!

Sex on the SN board indeed! (sounds uncomfortable anyway. )

[TheRealMrsF]

wordplay agin you little copper topped vixon you!!!!

[coppertop]

Well, you wouldn't want to get splinters in any unfortunate areas. Sex on boards!

[Jayzmummy]

Am I missing somethinmg here???? What this thing everyone else seems to be getting called sex?

Where do I get it from?

Is it available in my area?

Can you get it from Social Services or is it resticted in my area like everything else due to lack of resources?

[coppertop]

I think you can sometimes buy it with DLA. Apparently it's also available over the internet.

[Chocol8]

Please could someone provide the web addresses for this much needed service? I am in desperate need - either that or spend £9.99 on a fishing box - actually, I'll plump for the box thinking about it...!

How about "10 reasons why a box is better than sex". I'll start:

1. It doesn't make you sleep in the wet patch...

[RnB]

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[TheRealMrsF]

1. You can use it for what you want, when you want and how you want.....

[Dingle]

How about sex on a storage box!!! ...ooh..ah...missus!

[JakB]

Fnarr! Fnarr!
4 A storage box is consantly stimulating and exciting and is never too drunk to perform

[coppertop]

A storage box won't take it personally if you decide you would rather get a decent night's sleep.

[RnB]

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[LGJ]

PMSL

Coppertop, that is sherbet lemon coloured wee if you are interested

[coppertop]

LOL! Definitely too much information, LGJ!

[hub2dee]

You can lose the key ?

[monica2]

Jayzmummy, it was freely available in our area until the recycling initiative was introduced and two lovely new large boxes were delivered!!

7. A storage box doesn't shout "yeeeeess .......J.Lo"

[Chocol8]

A rigid plastic box will stay just that...rigid!

[TheRealMrsF]

....and as it's already made of plastic....no need to cover it in latex!!!!

[RnB]

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[Chocol8]

MrsF! If you don't take precautions, you could end up with an entire box set...ok, so you won't be needing the latex after all!

[Jayzmummy]

Jayzdaddy here....Oh er Ladies its a Man on Special Needs!

"Whats the difference between a Storage Container and your wife?
















The storage container doesnt't complain of a headache when you try to put something in the box"

Will skuttle back to the sofa and leave you ladies to play!

[RnB]

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[TheRealMrsF]

[Hmmmmm....is this the bit when i tell the joke about the man at Butlins who..............????!!!!]

Seriously R.... How u 'hid' that injury from us all that time so that we had a brilliant evening ....well.....all i can say is my DH wouldn't have been so considerate!!!!!!