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It's Official...... Storage Boxes are BETTER than SEX!!!!

(35 Posts)
TheRealMrsF Mon 25-Apr-05 11:31:10

better explain...i have OCD tendancies...incase you don't know me & spyed this thread and thought "Wey HEy!!!! a thread bout sex!"

i've just got THE perfect box from Lidl...a £9.99
a lockable fishing box...which i plan to fill with cardmaking stuff and keep it away from the boys!!!

OOOOOH! AAAAAAAAgh! MMMmmmmmmm! Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!

Definitely better than sex!!!

RnB Mon 25-Apr-05 11:33:05

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TheRealMrsF Mon 25-Apr-05 11:35:48

....and they beat my inlaws hands down!!!

coppertop Mon 25-Apr-05 11:40:39

I just KNEW this had to be you, MrsF!

Sex on the SN board indeed! (sounds uncomfortable anyway. )

TheRealMrsF Mon 25-Apr-05 11:42:30

wordplay agin you little copper topped vixon you!!!!

coppertop Mon 25-Apr-05 11:49:56

Well, you wouldn't want to get splinters in any unfortunate areas. Sex on boards!

Jayzmummy Mon 25-Apr-05 11:52:05

Am I missing somethinmg here???? What this thing everyone else seems to be getting called sex?

Where do I get it from?

Is it available in my area?

Can you get it from Social Services or is it resticted in my area like everything else due to lack of resources?

coppertop Mon 25-Apr-05 12:06:46

I think you can sometimes buy it with DLA. Apparently it's also available over the internet.

Chocol8 Mon 25-Apr-05 16:34:17

Please could someone provide the web addresses for this much needed service? I am in desperate need - either that or spend £9.99 on a fishing box - actually, I'll plump for the box thinking about it...!

How about "10 reasons why a box is better than sex". I'll start:

1. It doesn't make you sleep in the wet patch...

RnB Mon 25-Apr-05 19:21:29

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TheRealMrsF Mon 25-Apr-05 19:28:59

3. You can use it for what you want, when you want and how you want.....

Dingle Mon 25-Apr-05 19:42:30

How about sex on a storage box!!! ...ooh..ah...missus!

JakB Mon 25-Apr-05 20:13:23

Fnarr! Fnarr!
4 A storage box is consantly stimulating and exciting and is never too drunk to perform

coppertop Mon 25-Apr-05 20:40:53

A storage box won't take it personally if you decide you would rather get a decent night's sleep.

RnB Mon 25-Apr-05 20:48:34

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LGJ Mon 25-Apr-05 20:51:53


Coppertop, that is sherbet lemon coloured wee if you are interested

coppertop Mon 25-Apr-05 20:53:56

LOL! Definitely too much information, LGJ!

hub2dee Mon 25-Apr-05 21:19:23

You can lose the key ?

monica2 Mon 25-Apr-05 22:00:56

Jayzmummy, it was freely available in our area until the recycling initiative was introduced and two lovely new large boxes were delivered!!

7. A storage box doesn't shout "yeeeeess .......J.Lo"

Chocol8 Mon 25-Apr-05 22:03:15

A rigid plastic box will stay just that...rigid!

TheRealMrsF Mon 25-Apr-05 22:31:34

....and as it's already made of need to cover it in latex!!!!

RnB Mon 25-Apr-05 22:35:33

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Chocol8 Mon 25-Apr-05 22:38:27

MrsF! If you don't take precautions, you could end up with an entire box set...ok, so you won't be needing the latex after all!

Jayzmummy Mon 25-Apr-05 22:48:27

Jayzdaddy here....Oh er Ladies its a Man on Special Needs!

"Whats the difference between a Storage Container and your wife?

The storage container doesnt't complain of a headache when you try to put something in the box"

Will skuttle back to the sofa and leave you ladies to play!

RnB Mon 25-Apr-05 22:50:06

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