So, you will be surrounded by 18 year old girls... in fancy dress. You MUST go. WTF do you wear?

[S1ur]

I am thinking this?

or maybe this?

any preference or other suggestions?

[janeite]

Is it a Halloween party?

Tell us about your age, size, colouring etc.

I love fancy dress! I was a spider's web last week.

[PillowOfDOOM]

Need more info... What is the party for?
Any particular theme?

[pointygravedogger]

go for an older sexy woman.

So morticia adams if hallowe'en
or Miss Moneypenny type if not. pencil skirt, huge heels, discreet intriguing blouse

[lou33]

i have a morticia addams style dress, older sexy is good, you will outshine them with your confident mrs robinson type aura

[HideousHauntedHalloweenHassled]

I say this for every fancy dress thread ever, but it is the best costume ever - Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction here. Glamorous and easy. You could attach a syringe to your chest for added authenticity.

[childrenofthecornsilk]

I'm thinking number 2. Why slur? Who would inflict this torture?

[BBBeeast]

oh fucking hell slur you could out fox anyone. 18yr olds do not have the depth, style and panache that you do.

I feel sorry for them.

[needmorecoffee]

go as Chewbacca

[childrenofthecornsilk]

BBBeeast speaks the truth. You could always wear a low cut top.

[BBBeeast]

oh gold shoes and be witty and sparkly and do hair tossing a laughing.

[janeite]

Love your name Cornsilk.

[childrenofthecornsilk]

Thanks Janeite

[SmugColditz]

Darling, 18 year olds are the Eloi and we are the intelligent, less attractive Morlocks who can, nevertheless, feast upon them.

Sorry, I've been drinking, but you know what I mean

[S1ur]

right am back.

Corny and Bbbeee you are babes!

Some good thoughts lou, pointy, hassled -keeping it stylish might be way to go....

Is sister's 18th birthday party, I HAVE NO CLUE why fancy dress, indeed there is no theme.

My sister is going as (in her words) "Alice in wonderland, with a slutty edge"

Details:
Am 29, size 8, fake blonde annoying-really-needs cutting shoulder length hair atm. Am not an ogre, but that is not usually in comparison to hot, top girl sixth formers.

[lou33]

slur, when do you need it by?

this is the one i have thou i have lost the belt and dagger

i am the same size as you, i may be able to loan it to you if there is time to post it?

[S1ur]

ooh crikey Lou..! party is early Nov...

oh dh muttering about something, will return..

[S1ur]

thank you for offer!

[lou33]

will that be a no then?

[lou33]

i dont have boobs like that, even with the miracle of a padded bra, and it still looks ok

[S1ur]

Lou oddly I actually have something similar already ....

I am wondering if I shouldn't play down figure etc though, I don't want to even try to compete with nubile types on that particular playing field... I need funny or stylishly cool I think.

Or a sack.

A sack might be a good plan b.

[lou33]

ah but 18 yr old girls will be most likely to wear belt length skirts and teeny tiny tops, so that would look quite classy really, esp if you dont pump your boobs up, it only leaves a bit of leg on display

[S1ur]

ooh mmm yes I could see that, yes maybe.... will ponder ta Lou

[lou33]

and you could wear tights other than fishnet

[S1ur]

Shameless bump.

Joking aside I need some ideas people.... only a couple of weeks away....
erk.

[childrenofthecornsilk]

What about princess Leia? Every grown man's fantasy. Or Sarah Jane. All the 18 year olds will go as St Trinians.