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OMG OMG OMG why is DP so totally unaware of how embarrassing he can be??

(31 Posts)
Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 13:28:48

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TheQueenOfQuotes Wed 19-Sep-07 13:30:18

oooo imagine if you plead ignorant........there would be stories of sordid affairs going round then grin wink

whomovedmychocolate Wed 19-Sep-07 13:30:49

LOL. I'd say he was making a trifle and got confused about the ingredients. grin Either that or move!

Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 13:34:00

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RTKangaMummy Wed 19-Sep-07 13:35:01

Sorry but pmsl

gringringrin

Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 13:37:57

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LilRedWG Wed 19-Sep-07 13:38:38

Just tell them it's for the cows he works with. wink

harleyd Wed 19-Sep-07 13:40:48

lol grin

whomovedmychocolate Wed 19-Sep-07 13:42:00

Just go in and say: 'for the record my DP is a cow shagging twonk' then buy masses of chocolate and leave. That'll shut them up.

whomovedmychocolate Wed 19-Sep-07 13:42:21

Not saying you are the cow obviously!

purpleduck Wed 19-Sep-07 13:42:29

Next time you go to the shop, have a huge satisfied grin on your face, and give the staff a wink...

KaySamuels Wed 19-Sep-07 13:45:32

My DP often writes lewd shopping requests on y list I take to supermarket such as cocksock, nuts and lube. He thinks it hilarious hmm I silently seethe while I rewrite my list. hmm

You have my sympathies YP grin

Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 13:46:24

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lou33 Wed 19-Sep-07 13:47:43

go in with a grin and a wink, buy a pack of rubber gloves and some vaseline

Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 13:48:37

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KaySamuels Wed 19-Sep-07 13:50:28

LOL! grin Never take men clothes shopping!

Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 13:54:05

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lou33 Wed 19-Sep-07 14:06:51

maybe a courgette to go with the gloves and vaseline, turn the tables on him

Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 14:10:22

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Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 14:11:35

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SpawnChorus Wed 19-Sep-07 14:11:46

PMSL!!! What does he use it for at work though??!! My mind is boggling.

Yorkshirepudding Wed 19-Sep-07 14:13:11

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SpawnChorus Wed 19-Sep-07 15:01:29

He uses it on Rebecca Loos shock!!

RTKangaMummy Wed 19-Sep-07 15:03:22

pigs of the male variety?????

grin

NotAnOtter Wed 19-Sep-07 15:04:28

he sounds fun

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