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OMG OMG OMG why is DP so totally unaware of how embarrassing he can be??

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 13:28

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TheQueenOfQuotes · 19/09/2007 13:30

oooo imagine if you plead ignorant........there would be stories of sordid affairs going round then

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whomovedmychocolate · 19/09/2007 13:30

LOL. I'd say he was making a trifle and got confused about the ingredients. Either that or move!

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 13:34

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RTKangaMummy · 19/09/2007 13:35

Sorry but pmsl

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 13:37

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LilRedWG · 19/09/2007 13:38

Just tell them it's for the cows he works with.

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harleyd · 19/09/2007 13:40

lol

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whomovedmychocolate · 19/09/2007 13:42

Just go in and say: 'for the record my DP is a cow shagging twonk' then buy masses of chocolate and leave. That'll shut them up.

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whomovedmychocolate · 19/09/2007 13:42

Not saying you are the cow obviously!

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purpleduck · 19/09/2007 13:42

Next time you go to the shop, have a huge satisfied grin on your face, and give the staff a wink...

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KaySamuels · 19/09/2007 13:45

My DP often writes lewd shopping requests on y list I take to supermarket such as cocksock, nuts and lube. He thinks it hilarious I silently seethe while I rewrite my list.

You have my sympathies YP

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 13:46

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lou33 · 19/09/2007 13:47

go in with a grin and a wink, buy a pack of rubber gloves and some vaseline

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 13:48

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KaySamuels · 19/09/2007 13:50

LOL! Never take men clothes shopping!

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 13:54

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lou33 · 19/09/2007 14:06

maybe a courgette to go with the gloves and vaseline, turn the tables on him

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 14:10

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 14:11

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SpawnChorus · 19/09/2007 14:11

PMSL!!! What does he use it for at work though??!! My mind is boggling.

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Yorkshirepudding · 19/09/2007 14:13

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SpawnChorus · 19/09/2007 15:01

He uses it on Rebecca Loos !!

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RTKangaMummy · 19/09/2007 15:03

pigs of the male variety?????

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NotAnOtter · 19/09/2007 15:04

he sounds fun

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MaryAnnSingleton · 19/09/2007 15:08

AWW, just clicked on your profile hoping to see a picture of him

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