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oooo imagine if you plead ignorant........there would be stories of sordid affairs going round then
LOL. I'd say he was making a trifle and got confused about the ingredients. Either that or move!
Sorry but pmsl
Just tell them it's for the cows he works with.
Just go in and say: 'for the record my DP is a cow shagging twonk' then buy masses of chocolate and leave. That'll shut them up.
Not saying you are the cow obviously!
Next time you go to the shop, have a huge satisfied grin on your face, and give the staff a wink...
My DP often writes lewd shopping requests on y list I take to supermarket such as cocksock, nuts and lube. He thinks it hilarious I silently seethe while I rewrite my list.
You have my sympathies YP
go in with a grin and a wink, buy a pack of rubber gloves and some vaseline
LOL! Never take men clothes shopping!
maybe a courgette to go with the gloves and vaseline, turn the tables on him
PMSL!!! What does he use it for at work though??!! My mind is boggling.
He uses it on Rebecca Loos !!
pigs of the male variety?????
he sounds fun
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