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charles and camillas knees up - ok so heres our version

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:30

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iota · 04/04/2005 20:31

why not McDonalds - that place for divorced fathers to take the kids when they visit

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nailpolish · 04/04/2005 20:32

burger king, ikea vouchers as gifts

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:32

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:33

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iota · 04/04/2005 20:33

no need for Elton - McD's have party tapes

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:34

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iota · 04/04/2005 20:35

Liz would be in teh main restarant with teh other grown-ups - the kids would be in the party room, carefully supervised by the McD's party employee

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nailpolish · 04/04/2005 20:36

changed my mind, brewsters would be better cos it has a bar, and a travelodge attached so they can all fall into bed only yards from the bar if they are too blootered

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:37

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:37

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happymerryberries · 04/04/2005 20:39

How a nice copy of Princess Di's dress in polyester?

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:40

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nailpolish · 04/04/2005 20:40

phillip could make himself useful and be brewster bear

matalan have cream style gipsy dresses just now, or should she wear a markies suit (yawn) probably brown with pearls

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iota · 04/04/2005 20:40

this one here

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cod · 04/04/2005 20:41

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iota · 04/04/2005 20:42

...but maybe in scarlet, not ivory

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Enid · 04/04/2005 20:42

they could photocopy the pages of the Argos catalogue and put their wedding list together that way.

'Sandals' for the honeymooon - no expense spared surely

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mummytosteven · 04/04/2005 20:42

top shop vintage cheesecloth monstronsity

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happymerryberries · 04/04/2005 20:43

No, they will want to go to EuroDisney so that she can start to 'bond' with her new stepsons

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nailpolish · 04/04/2005 20:49

they will prob go camping at aviemore

i actually think she should wear a white shellsuit, not a dress, and he should wear his crown, and as they leave everyone except will and harry sing 'for they are jolly good fellows'

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mummytosteven · 04/04/2005 20:50

or what about Alton Towers for all the white knuckle rides>

or centreparcs?

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LGJ · 04/04/2005 20:52

So what have we got sorted :

Brewsters


That is all, are you lot taking this seriously ??

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nailpolish · 04/04/2005 20:54

who will do the disco? peter kaye?

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Fimbo · 04/04/2005 20:56

If she's wearing a white shellsuit - what about adding a bit of Burberry to the mix to complete the Chav look. Chas could get his ears pierced especially and would look really classy with a cig hanging out his mouth

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mummytosteven · 04/04/2005 20:57

yes, i think the white shell suit does it, with some natty burberry accesories.

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