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Fergie got pissed and tried to shag Beckham.

(57 Posts)
bubble99 Tue 23-May-06 20:16:58

Sarah Ferguson, that is. Not Sir Alex. VB not best pleased.

It said so in the paper - so it must be true?

Whatever. It made me smile.

hulababy Tue 23-May-06 20:17:45

Isn't the party highlights or something being shown on ITV at some point, or is it ITV2? Bound to be in OK I bet!

notasheep Tue 23-May-06 20:18:37

But then she would shag anything-lots of policemen apparently

bubble99 Tue 23-May-06 20:20:25

But isn't she supposed to be a royal-ish laydee?

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 20:22:56

He was probably fascinated by a woman who could do more with her mouth than just pout!

bubble99 Tue 23-May-06 20:27:33

She's done that pouty thing to death, hasn't she?

Please note. This is not an anti-VB thang. I just loved the idea of a slurring Fergie and a fascinated and (probably) aroused Beckham.

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 20:29:23

and when she takes her clothes off she probably doesn't resemble one of the characters from 'Funny Bones'

JanH Tue 23-May-06 20:30:40


Emphasis on the -ish I think, bubble. She was always a bit of a goer

(Allegedly )

bubble99 Tue 23-May-06 20:31:05

She's definitley an 'up for it' rugby club kind of gal, isn't she?

motherinferior Tue 23-May-06 20:32:37

I have to admit that under the influence of an extra sherry I have been known to slur over far less attractive propositions than Mr Beckham.

He wouldn't have to talk or anything, after all.

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 20:32:42

I'll bet he was "up" for it an' all!

bubble99 Tue 23-May-06 20:35:14

According to Hula it's been filmed for future broadcast. Are editors kindly souls, in general? Or will her amorous meanderings be there for all to see?

thewomanwhothoughtshewasahat Tue 23-May-06 20:40:20

is it true that VB was waaring £2m round her neck?

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 20:41:01

doubt it, her body'd never take the weight!

BudaBabe Tue 23-May-06 20:59:35

OK so you're David. You can have VB - skinny, doesn't look like she'd be much fun. Or Fergie. Not so skinny. Up for a laugh. Not so worried about messing her hair.

Which would you go for????

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 21:01:38

But doesn't he regularly play away anyway?
Married to a pouting stick who can blame him?

sugarfree Tue 23-May-06 21:05:17

I think it's on tv on saturday night.I think it's fair to assume that VB has made sure she has approval before it's aired.

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 21:06:25

Lots of pouting will ensue then!

WideWebWitch Tue 23-May-06 21:08:07

Oh, she wishes! When's it on then?

bubble99 Tue 23-May-06 21:08:36

What is it with the pout?? She looks good when she smiles.

FrannyandZooey Tue 23-May-06 21:09:23

I agree VB is total pain in ares etc but a bit harsh to suggest its fine for him to be unfaithful because she is too thin. I notice a lot of threads like this slagging off VB when it would be really unacceptable to say "oh well her husband shags around because she is a bit porky"

Ulysees Tue 23-May-06 21:09:34

Oh dear Fergie you'd have to gag him first shhurely?

Good for her though

I thought you meant Black eyed peas Fergie and couldn't imagine her after Becks??

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 21:09:36

She smiles? Really? Would that not crack the layer of foundation?

(I'm gonna get lynched soon by VB supporters aren't I?)

FrannyandZooey Tue 23-May-06 21:10:04

(am really not VB supporter)

Rhubarb Tue 23-May-06 21:10:56

F&Z I'm just playing! Although I do think that she sets a bad example to all the teens out there. Thin is not a good look and it's not good that it's being promoted by models and celebs like her.

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