It appears to be wedges up my vagina and my vagina has insuficient lubrication to dossolve it, and I can't reach it.
Should I dial 999?
I am worried a crumb might impregnate me and I will have a custardbaby
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I have had an accident with a custard cream
MrsJKyle · 28/07/2009 23:59
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