i haev stale bread, pondwaterand a rancid rat

[Dogsby]

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[Dogsby]

any ideas?

[IntergalacticWalrus]

Rancid rat suprise? With pond water dip (for the bread, natch)

[Rosa]

testing this one....
Make breadcrumbs from bread.. Might I suggest using a magimix or similar for speed.
Take rat and remove inners . Toss inners and breadcrumbs lightly in olive oil and any fresh erbs that you might have on your windowsill .

Stuff and then steam over pondwater.

Serve at room temperature.

[Dogsby]

lol at rat suprise!

we coudl haev the whiskers in a batter

[bundle]

do you have any quinoa?

[princessmel]

[Dogsby]

whisker tempura

[IntergalacticWalrus]

Yes! Whisker tempura, You could dip em in the pond wtater

Deeeeelish

[bundle]

try this dogsby

[CountessDracula]

i would gut the rat and marinade in pond water
stuff with stale breadcrumbs and some pine nuts, parmesan and basil if you have any to hand

pan fry and serve with dog vomit

[IntergalacticWalrus]

What time are you dishing it up?

[IntergalacticWalrus]

btw, is the rat orgnaic? I'm not eating it if it aint.

[bundle]

free range, at least

[pucca]

pmsl at the dogsby

[kiskidee]

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble



lol

[CountessDracula]

if you have no pine nuts etc

use rat's toenails for pine nuts
contents of stomach for parmensan
pond slime for basil

[anorak]

You're making me think of a book I have.

'Brain Surgery and Other Home Skills'

Has a recipe for vulture chasseur

[bundle]

or curly kale, it has a certain pond sliminess about it

[Sunshinemummy]

Pasta?

[IntergalacticWalrus]

baby pasta?

[CountessDracula]

rat kiev if you have garlic and butter

[bundle]

rat schnitzel if you have breadcrumbs (or dust) and a mallet

[CountessDracula]

bundle

surely make breadcrumbs from the stale bread...

[iota]

blend it all together - rat pate