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to wish my builder's shizu would stop performing cunnilingus

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sabire Fri 09-Oct-09 12:08:51

on my labrador?

I've been looking after his dog for him while he renovates my windows (got my sister's maniac springer spaniel here so it's like bloody Battersea Dog's home at the moment).

Builder's dog is only 8 months, and is very cute, but he and my lab have been getting quite fruity with each other the past few days and I'm wondering if I should be worrying about ending up with a massive litter of shizu/labrador crosses......

Could a little shizu impregnate a much larger dog?

OldLadyKnowsNothing Fri 09-Oct-09 12:09:28


pofacedandproud Fri 09-Oct-09 12:10:27

YABU. You normally have to pay for that sort of thing. And it makes your labrador happy doesn't it?

sabire Fri 09-Oct-09 12:10:31


Should I go and put some pants on her or something?

charitygirl Fri 09-Oct-09 12:10:37

rofl. and then boak.

pofacedandproud Fri 09-Oct-09 12:11:28

I doubt the shizu could reach to impregnate your lab tbh.

sabire Fri 09-Oct-09 12:11:51

"And it makes your labrador happy doesn't it?"

Yes she does look like she's enjoying herself. And I feel bad stopping her. She's five this year, and she's never known love.....

pofacedandproud Fri 09-Oct-09 12:12:59

actually yes pants might be a good idea.

pofacedandproud Fri 09-Oct-09 12:13:40

the small ones try harder to please.

ZacharyQuack Fri 09-Oct-09 12:14:00

Put a nappy on each of them.

sabire Fri 09-Oct-09 12:16:56

'actually yes pants might be a good idea'

What, like this?


It might inflame his desire even further....

pofacedandproud Fri 09-Oct-09 12:18:26


WhereTheWildThingsWere Fri 09-Oct-09 12:18:38

Roffle at that link sabire, v. good.

roulade Fri 09-Oct-09 12:18:52

lol grin love the picture!

CheeeseOnToast Fri 09-Oct-09 12:19:17

rofl sabire - that link is revolting

Glitterknickaz Fri 09-Oct-09 12:19:49

get that chastity belt ready look

LaurieFairyCake Fri 09-Oct-09 12:20:19

My Great Dane bitch lay down to encourage impregnation by a Jack Russell.

She was a horny dog. It is perfectly possible and just think how cute they'd be grin

pofacedandproud Fri 09-Oct-09 12:20:57

ROFL glitter. But which was the mother and which was the father?

pofacedandproud Fri 09-Oct-09 12:22:05

Yes my border collie did the same with a yorkshire terrier, lay down for him. Slut. I think we had to go and get her an injection of contraceptives or something.

morningpaper Fri 09-Oct-09 12:22:47

Shitzu-labrador puppies, apparently

morningpaper Fri 09-Oct-09 12:24:03

sorry slightly bad spelling blush

sabire Fri 09-Oct-09 12:25:14

Oh that dog is cute Glitterknickaz....

onestep Fri 09-Oct-09 12:25:51

my fault for reading...but bloody hell i was about to eat my lunch...

sabire Fri 09-Oct-09 12:26:24


I want one!

morningpaper Fri 09-Oct-09 12:26:53

what'a s builder doing with a shihtzu puppy anyway? That's a GIRL'S dog

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