to hunt down all the size 14 wearing brazilian sporting women out there and twang their knicker elastic!

[Northernlurker]

I am so cross. Went to M&S to treat myself to a new 5 pack of practical black midi knickers in a large size What do I find - racks and racks of size 14 in every style but no sensible black knickers for me. So I thought I'd go off piste and buy something frivalous - but the same problem. Size 14 in abundance and naff all for anybody else. Then I saw the brazilians...not just thongs, thongs for the brazilian beareres amnongst us - a whole wall of the blithering things - in size 14. So what I want to know is - where is the size 14 woman that gets all the good pants?

AIBU?

[PeedOffWithNits]

surely it means there are no size 14 women where you live? thats all the leftovers?

[WineBeforePearls]

It's me. I go and buy size 14 knickers from M&S just to enjoy the banks of frustrated other-sized women staring hopelessly at the racks.

[differentWitch]

{grin] @ PeedOff

[WineBeforePearls]

I meant to add . I do have other things to do.

[Northernlurker]

There are no many to be left overs. It's a deliberate conspiracy of over ordering just to annoy me. After a hard week at work and accompanied as I was but dd2, fresh from her farm trip with school and therefore lugging half a ton of fresh veg, it was all I could do to stop myself plucking the arm of an assitant and saying 'What's a woman of my rubenesque proportions supposed to wear if she doesn't want her arse sliced in two by a piece of lace'

But I was scared I'd be arrested restrained myself

[BelleWatling]

They won't feel it if you do twang their knicker elastic. All that hot wax will have destroyed the nerve endings in their skin and numbed their pudendae (pudendas?)

[Northernlurker]

[BonjourIvresse]

Its the same as all the D+ cup women who M & S seem to think would like extra padding

[MrsGhoulofGhostbourne]

NL - don't get me started - since M& S stopped their order instore I have stopped bothering to shop there - used to be you'd go in - they'd only have desirabne item in size 22 and size 8 and so you could order it in 14 ( yep, that's me ). Now you can't, so they lose out.

[MrsGhoulofGhostbourne]

Oh, and I forgot to say - the reason is that we size 14 brazilian women don't wear knickers, so they will never sell...

[opinionatedmother]

i do want extra padding in my booby wrappers - its instead of breast pads.

i always find only size 8 and size 16 fanjo bandannas in M & S - so maybe all them size 4 biyatches live near me?

[StealthPolarBear]

hangon, so M&S sell knickers called "Brazilian" (like Mini/midi/high leg) and they are for women with that erm hairdo?
So are the others all related to your ladygarden too? Have the women in M&S been sniggering at the fact that I'm a "full" at the moment??

[Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa]

Stealthpolarbear yes, I'm wearing my new M&S 'Brian Blesseds' today

[FlamingoBingo]

I like extra wrapping in my bras - stops the frustratingly embarrasing ENS suffered by the big-of-nipple [blush[.

[FlamingoBingo]

@ grumpy

I have a new pack of 'cousin its' I'm looking forward to trying.

[FlamingoBingo]

And WTF did I mean by 'extra wrapping in my bras'??? I think it's meant to be 'extra padding'.

[FabBakerGirlIsSURVIVED]

Those are nice herbietea but do you have to have a Brazilian wax to wear them? Who is going to check????

[Smithagain]

It's a fundamental law. Whatever size you are will be the one that has sold out.

I used to think it was size-ist (never having the big sizes). Then I lost three stone - and ta-dah! they never had the small sizes either .

[StealthPolarBear]

pmsl at the Brian Blesseds and Cousin Its!
Can I throw in a ZZ Top?

[bran]

Actually I think that all pants are becoming one size, and that size is 14.

I did lose some weight last year but I've stayed the same weight for about 9 months now and I bought new knickers. Size 18s just fell down. I was pleasantly surprised and bought some size 16s, which also fell down. I'm now wearing some very comfy size 14s which are a little roomy. There is no way that I'm a 14, which is why I think that size 14 must now be cut to fit up to about a 20.

[Northernlurker]

let me think shall I try to fit in to a 14 then?



Maybe not!

Perhaps I should branch out from midi though. Full briefs are like arapping your torson in a insulated lining though and high legs are not so much high legs as high-cut-you-up-the-backside. Bikinis - no definately not and thongs - don't make me laugh! What are those short things like for comfort?

[ohnelly]

Northernlurker - they are ok unless you have a bit of a belly like me which then hangs over the top not a good look

[nbee84]

ohnelly - you are not alone. I used to dismay at all my mother's big knickers when I was a child, but I now have to buy something a little higher cut too