to not want to buy a pot full of vomit

[PeedOffWithNits]

bought myself a gorgeous new plant for the conservatory today in homebase only to get home and discover it is full of vomit

WWYD

[gingernutlover]

pmsl

hope it wasnt toooooo expensive

how long did it take you to p p p pick up the problem

[brimfull]

I would report it and get them to check their cctv

[gingernutlover]

oh yes, and make sure they contact crime stoppers to see if they can show it on their next broadcast - these "vomit vandals" must be stopped!

[ThePregnantPhantomPlopper]

[cathcat]

Apparently it is a new type of fertiliser.

[EccentricaUsesTheDMForBogRoll]

are you sure it is vomit? perhaps some sort of organic fertiliser?

[Tidey]

[PeedOffWithNits]

I phoned the store to complain, the woman was ever so sympathetic - told me some horror story about some jeans she bought in Sainsburys last year. She had tried them on the day before but realised she had no purse on her, so went back next day to buy them, when she got them home they were full of SH*T.

what is the world coming to!

[duchesse]

That is high grade azalea fertiliser, not vomit, you numpty.

[PeedOffWithNits]

fertiliser? since when did fertiliser have bits of carrot in it?

[shandyleer]

I hear that there are great advances in DNA technology these days, send a bit of puke in a plastic bag to the local constabularly, then sit back and wait for the results with a cup of tea and a nice choccy biccy, eg a penguin.

[StealthPolarBear]

I would sue!
And wash out your car boot

[gypsymoon]

That is possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever heard...I feel quite traumatised and reading it has done nothing for my morning sickness.

I agree with StealthPolarBear - sue for emotional distress!

[StealthPolarBear]

shiney you're looking a bit green round the gills...

[StealthPolarBear]

gypsymoon, when you're feeling slightly less queasy, have a look here

[StealthPolarBear]

and apologies if I've got the wrong end of the stick again - seem to be doing that a lot recently

[GrimmaTheNome]

If it wasn't you, Shiney, does that mean there's an epidemic of plant-induced vomiting virus now?

(disappears thinking about headlines about the oddly-named Shine Flu)

[StealthPolarBear]

oooh I hope this is real! Doubt it though...

[BitOfFun]

Oh I am crying