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Knitted baby anyone? Dummy & hoop earrings included!

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MuddyMoose Fri 22-Mar-19 21:20:59

Posted again without location (oops!)

I know these threads have been done to death but they always amuse & whenever an active one is up I never have anything to share but I recently came across this beauty & had to share.

Out of interest - what would you name -it- her?

Saz41 Fri 22-Mar-19 22:23:34

There was a wooden hand carved Marilyn Munroe statue on facebook marketplace but I cant post the link.

ShitAtScarbble Fri 22-Mar-19 22:24:57

Prime candidate for flame thrower practice!

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops Fri 22-Mar-19 23:26:29

Waynetta-Hun. Got to be! Creepy wee thing!

kaytee87 Fri 22-Mar-19 23:29:54

Christ almighty.

Why is it wearing a bikini?

Is it actually a 90s raver?

SmilingButClueless Fri 22-Mar-19 23:48:12

kaytee87 with the dummy and hairstyle it’s definitely a 90s raver. Perhaps the maker found that a bit niche when it came to sell?

ALargeGinPlease Sat 23-Mar-19 00:49:19

It looks like an old man in a gimp mask.

Mmmhmmokdear Sat 23-Mar-19 00:51:26

Henrietta the Horrifying!!

TinselAndKnickers Sat 23-Mar-19 01:06:39

Gollum-mae. Gawjus 😍


TinselAndKnickers Sat 23-Mar-19 01:06:54

Why does it have thin black eyebrows that look so sad?!

NuffSaidSam Sat 23-Mar-19 01:08:16

Good grief!

It looks like what would happen if they knitted an nspcc advert!

Mumsymumphy Sat 23-Mar-19 01:20:25

Jeezus does it come alive at night when you're asleep?

MrsTommyBanks Sat 23-Mar-19 01:31:29

I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

steff13 Sat 23-Mar-19 01:32:37

That's crocheted, isn't it?

pineapplebryanbrown Sat 23-Mar-19 01:40:10

I'm genuinely scared of it! It's disgusting and clearly possessed and the devil. I'd call it Margaret after my evil Grandmother or Damian after Damian.

Miljah Sat 23-Mar-19 01:42:41

My MIL, RIP, used to knit those awful Jean Green-something dolls. They clustered around a coffee table, in the living room, looking at you. <shudder>

pineapplebryanbrown Sat 23-Mar-19 01:52:11

What I haven't seen for decades is one of those fake Sindy dolls from the market with a crocheted skirt to cover the toilet roll. I think it was to disguise the fact you used the toilet possibly.

CheshireChat Sat 23-Mar-19 03:32:42

So you have the skill to crochet at a decent level and this is what you end up making?!

Is this the doll the crafter planned on giving to a kid, but then decided they don't want to be responsible for the nightmares.

I do admit I'd be bloody pleased to be able to make this though.

FloydWasACat Sat 23-Mar-19 07:28:08

It looks like a skinned sloth! Poor thing!

IveGotAlpen Sat 23-Mar-19 09:29:36

' a skinned slot' god , I nearly spat my coffee out.

IveGotAlpen Sat 23-Mar-19 09:29:56


theresafoxunderthedecking Sat 23-Mar-19 09:57:54

good grief, my eyes are covered in dust, i can't blink as i think i'm having a bad trip of some sort, if i blink it might be worse than i thought.
you have to ask yourself WHY would someone spend time making this let alone try to sell it ???

Stawp Sat 23-Mar-19 09:59:51

Where can I get a kitted crop top and bedazzled dummy for my baby? 😂

FriedFoodFreud Sat 23-Mar-19 10:19:50

Crikey, the thing has a belly button.

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