Knitted baby anyone? Dummy & hoop earrings included!

[MuddyMoose]

Posted again without location (oops!)

I know these threads have been done to death but they always amuse & whenever an active one is up I never have anything to share but I recently came across this beauty & had to share.

Out of interest - what would you name -it- her?

[Movinghouseatlast]

It looks like The Silence of the Lambs!!!

[RumpoleoftheBaileys]

Gollum

[RumpoleoftheBaileys]

“Kitted”

[BlueMerchant]

Grim

[FrozenMargarita17]

Good lord

[nicenewdusters]

Grandad in a bikini ??

[RumpoleoftheBaileys]

It looks so sad.

[GertrudeCB]

Say whaaaaa??

[PassTheDutchie]

Kill it with fire

Mind you, I hate knitted toys. Reminds me of my evil mother who used to knit the Jean Greenhowe (?) knit dolls collections

[IveGotAlpen]

Thanks I hate it.

[HelmutFrontbut]

Gollum-mae. Gawjus 😍

[Lindy2]

£30! 😂

[BigGapMum]

That's not even knitted. It's crocheted. Still gross though.

[3boysandabump]

It reminds me of pepper from American horror story

[elQuintoConyo]

Feels like it's from the deepest darkest depths of the Uncanny Valley - even though it's not a robot!

[jarhead123]

Good lord it'll give you nightmares!!

[Noodledoodlesandspud]

I love these threads!!

[NewAccount270219]

I want to find it funny but actually just find it alarming - the sad face! The crop top! The diamanté dummy!

[CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre]

It's eyes are pleading to be put out of it's misery.

[MutantDisco]

Nice scrunchie - and lots of hair for an infant

[Creamwhite]

I love her crop top! 😂

[AuntieDolly]

I like it!

[Thishatisnotmine]

Awww, it looks sad! My great nan usedto knit dolls, but they always looked cheerful. Or angry. Have one very angry doll.

[HollaHolla]

Put it out of its misery. It’s evil looking. 🤮

[Saz41]

There was a wooden hand carved Marilyn Munroe statue on facebook marketplace but I cant post the link.