We had the termly letter home from school this week - 'there have been a few cases of nits in your child's class, please check their hair tonight'
OF COURSE my DS does not have nits - he's far too perfect those ghastly blood sucking f*$kers.
But I casually mentioned it over homework. Me: So, precious apple of my eye, itchy head at all?
DS: yes actually
Me: HUH?!?!
DS: well my head was really itchy today so I scratched it and then these bugs fell on my book, so I got the end of my pencil and some of them I squashed into my book with the rubber end and some of them I stabbed with the sharp end.
He's going up for adoption.
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34leaper35 · 15/03/2019 18:51
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