What the absolute?

[OrangeSunsets]

Just saw this advert on my FB feed. What the absolute? I know it’s aimed at adults but even then is it trying to say the person wearing it is thick? Is it only me that that thinks it send out the wrong message? I’m happy to be told I am missing the point or I am too old to understand

[yikkydeeyak]

WTF

[LaurieFairyCake]

Well I laughed

Which I'm sure is the point of them

[MereDintofPandiculation]

I interpret it as simply trivialising paedophilia.It's saying she's smart, she won't go off with a stranger on the promise of candy, she needs to see the candy. I'd report it to FB for a start.

[Strongmummy]

I don’t get it. Does candy = cock?

[Crappygilmore]

Thats fucking disgusting. They should be pulled up for that and made to see the horrors of child rape victim's lives after these cunts violate them. Im so angry. As for the fuckwits who wear them. They are ignorant twats.

[AbitOfaCrummyMummy]

outrageous tshirt

[Amorea]

That's awful :( I'd report it. Some things aren't funny.

[AnnAbbieLian]

I don’t get it. Does candy = cock?

Not much to get. She won't get in a van with a stranger on the mere promise of candy, she needs to know the candy is real first.

[OrangeSunsets]

Glad I’m not overreacting! I am looking into the company and reporting to FB. I live in the Middle East so rules are slightly different to the uk.

[GreatDuckCookery6211]

Jesus wept.

[Itsyersel]

Get a grip...that's halarious

[JustABetterPlayer]

Its not the best joke in the world but it’s hardly offensive.

[ThePinkOcelot]

I don’t find that funny at all. Don’t know how PP can say it’s hilarious?!

[Janedoughnut]

Tasteless

[grumiosmum]

It's very offensive - trivialising abuse.

[paintinmyhairAgain]

hardly hilarious its pretty stupid imo why would anyone think this is amusing let alone wear it.

[BreakYourselfAgainstMyStones]

It's hardly outrageous, it's an adult t-shirt, I could see your point if they were making them for 5 year olds.

[GenerationSnowflake]

it made me smile too. Not the best possible taste, but hardly offensive. I can teach my kids about strangers danger and take it very seriously, and laugh about stupid jokes.

As usual, you can laugh about anything, but not with anyone!

[nocoolnamesleft]

Trivialising and normalising child abduction for the purpose of child sexual abuse. Appalling.

[RLOU30]

It’s certainty not hilarious imo but it hasn’t caused me to drop my phone in horror. It’s just pretty much tasteless and stupid.

[Amorea]

I'm glad you're reporting it, OP.

[OrangeSunsets]

Really? People think it’s funny? Do you not think 5yo can read?
It’s funny if it’s a directed comment at a certain person but as a T-shirt that anyone can read..?

[singleascheeseslice]

It's an American thing. I've seen American guys use it as a weird jokey pick up line. There's also one about puppies. Reminded me of the film Savanna Smiles where they abduct a little girl by luring her into the van with puppies. :/

[Itsyersel]

Jesus christ, This world has went mental with snowflakes...if these are the parents god help the generation of kids that need to be brought into this world brainwashed to be offended by EVERYTHING!!

[nocoolnamesleft]

Most things don't offend me. Joking about child abduction and child sex abuse does. I'm happy that this offends me. I would worry much more if it did not.