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AIBU?

Can't cope with the size

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 19:43

One moment it's small and the next its big enough for everyone to get in.

Then it flies around and it's small enough to go in the pagoda thing and you look inside and its huge, so they must be tiny, so does it shrink once they're in and everything shrinks with it, then it slowly comes back to size as it lands??
I mean sometimes it runs up the bloody tree!!
No, that's the Ninky Nonk isn't it and the Pinky Ponk is the one flying?
Both do the weird size thing though.

Aibu to think its too trippy and it needs to stop changing size??

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heatherblue · 19/06/2018 19:46

Eh?

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Singlenotsingle · 19/06/2018 19:47

What are you on and can I have some?

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BeeFarseer · 19/06/2018 19:49

Stop watching In the Night Garden while you're on drugs, would be my advice. Grin

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ShowOfHands · 19/06/2018 19:49

Perhaps watch a different channel?

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birdonawire1 · 19/06/2018 19:51

You do know the title belongs in the ‘sex’ topic?

The writers of night garden are definitely on the wacky baccy

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50shadesofgreyismylaundry · 19/06/2018 19:52

With that thread title it could only be about a cock or the ninky nonk . Grin

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SparklyMagpie · 19/06/2018 19:52

Can we vote for classics yet ?





untwists knickers

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flapjackfairy · 19/06/2018 19:52

Oh i know it bugs me as well!
Kids dont seem to notice though.

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Soubriquet · 19/06/2018 19:53

Let's not forget the lovely name of the tittifers Confused

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NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 19/06/2018 19:53

The OP reminds me of conversations had back in the days when I was regularly stoned...

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Mokepon · 19/06/2018 19:56

OP YANBU.
The whole programme makes me very Confused.
I cannot get it at all.

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 19:57

Did you write In The Night Garden in that period OverfullBroom? It would explain a, lot.

DH deliberately points it out when it's doing it's weird size shit - should I ltb??

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 19:58

ShowOfHands
To a world where the only rescue is a small kid and some talking dogs???

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lostfrequencies · 19/06/2018 19:58

I've come to accept the ever changing size. My husband however points it out in every episode and gets really annoyed with it.

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Tangled59 · 19/06/2018 19:59

I dont understand

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 19:59

Lost maybe I can watch it with your DH and you can have mine. Like the car key thing for ITNG

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iklboo · 19/06/2018 20:00

It's an allegory on the pointlessness of life and, no matter how hard we try, we'll never truly fit in.

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Tangled59 · 19/06/2018 20:00

Guuuuuuys! What are you talking about? /whinge

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 20:01

Tangled59
About how stressed I get when it was small and then big?
About why it goes from bug to small?
About what goes from big to small?
I only have answers for the last one-- the Ninky Nonk and the Pinky Ponl

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 20:01

Ponk

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SnuggyBuggy · 19/06/2018 20:01

Is this a riddle?

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 20:02

It's an allegory on the pointlessness of life and, no matter how hard we try, we'll never truly fit in
But it always bloody fits!!!!!

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/06/2018 20:03

Tangled do you not have a Ninky Nonk in your life?

Snuffy isn't all life?

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TheSausageEmperor · 19/06/2018 20:06

YANBU. Have you seen the one where they all drink pinky ponk juice (might not ve called that, it's been years since I've seen it) and then one of them knocks the other's juice over? I envisage that turning into a proper brawl like in a Glasgow pub or something. In fact no, not Glasgow. Which one would be the Begbie of the group?

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halfwitpicker · 19/06/2018 20:06

Here we go again

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