Waiting for exchange and completion on a house and will finally be getting away from nightmare neighbours who have made our lives hell with their door slamming, arguing, smoking weed, delinquent sons tearing around on trail bikes etc etc....
Any ideas how we can make life as unpleasant as possible for them for these last couple of months we're here?
Be as evil as possible!! 
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Ideas to get revenge on neighbours (lighthearted)
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IDoDaChaCha · 03/09/2017 07:19
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PastysPrincess ·
03/09/2017 07:56
There was a recent thread on here where an OP had disgusting neighbours. She bent down to pick up a piece of plastic which had partially come through under their shared fence only to discover it was actually a used sanitary towel. 
Tis a bit drastic but depends on how far your willing to go.
IDoDaChaCha ·
03/09/2017 08:16
AliceLutherNeeMorgan wonder if there are any YouTube videos of children learning to play musical instruments.... Badly... Was thinking of playing an annoying DIY sounds video I found. Had satisfaction previously playing '12 hours baby crying' type videos in the nursery and having DD sleep in my bedroom
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SmitheringSmithison ·
03/09/2017 08:33
I had awful neighbours above me in my flat when I was younger-think parties and music til 4/5am every weekend, tv so loud I could hear it in my bedroom every night til the small hours, banging on my bedroom window when coming in from nightclubs, jumping on the floor if I dared to ask them to keep it down etc.
The weekend before I moved out I managed to lock them out of their flat all night after they'd been out on the town. There was a communal door which led to the stairs for the two upstairs properties which was left unlocked and open all the time, the other flat was vacant and as mine and the other downstairs flat had our flat door outside of this area we never had need to use it....council had still given us a key though
Saturday night and it's all going as usual-a group of their friends arrive about 6pm, music goes on and their stomping on the floor laughing and making a load of noise. 9pm comes and they all start trailing out to the awaiting taxi, talking about how they was going to have fun pissing 'that' bitch off later (yes me 
) and I thought fuck it. So when they'd all gone I locked the communal door...woke up the next morning feeling all refreshed at about 8.30am and looked out the spy hole in my door, there was 3 of them all stood there making phone calls and still trying to get inside talking about 'you wait til next weekend, that bitch isn't going to know what hit her. We'll have the party of all parties etc'.
The other downstairs neighbour and myself were on the phone to each other watching them discreetly out of our windows absolutely wetting ourselves laughing at them for the next hour until they got in obviously just wanting their beds by now although at this point I was ready to do my cleaning so put my music on to listen to over the vacuum
The satisfaction I felt when I moved out three days later was immense!
SmitheringSmithison ·
03/09/2017 09:54
coddiwomple thanks, I am still strangely proud of myself for it, just over 10 years later
LaurieFairyCake ·
18/11/2017 21:05
But but frozen sausages are outside on a lawn
What does it matter if they rot 
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