FUMING!

[abigailgabble]

The Kiboomers

Baby Bumblebee

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
(Cup hands together as if holding bee)

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Ouch! It stung me!
(Shake hands as if just stung)

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
('Squish' bee between palms of hands)

I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee,
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Ooh! It's yucky!
(Open up hands to look at 'mess')

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me,
(Wipe hands off on shirt)

I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee,
Now my mommy won't be mad at me!
(Hold hands up)

IANBU this is surely not an example to set to children to whom do I address my complaint?

[BitchyInnerMonologue]

YANBU!!!

Everyone knows that they "lick up" the baby bumble bee (and are disgusted that there is no salt!).

[ThePinkOcelot]

Sorry if I'm being thick, but eh?!

[Phosphorus]

It's kind of funny.

Why do you want to complain?

[WhamBarsArentAsFizzyAsTheyWere]

[SheSaidHeSaid]

Yuck. What a horrible rhyme.

[Butterymuffin]

I'm guessing you didn't approve of Humpty Dumpty either.

[Glumglowworm]

You'd be horrified at the versions where they lick up the baby bumblebee and then sick up the baby bumblebee

[abigailgabble]

humpty dumpty isn't out in back gardens and parks minding its own business until someone's toddler comes along and squishes it like in the song

[JohnLapsleyParlabane]

Ahh that takes me back! We used to sing that at Brownies.

[cheesydoesit]

Aw I love this! We used on sing it with the Cubs, definitely need to eat the bumblebee for maximum gross factor though!

[Glumglowworm]

Kids LOVE gross songs like that btw so YABVU

[IHeartKingThistle]

We sang that at Brownies in the '80s!

That was before we knew bees were important and endangered and should not be squished. Just make sure your DC know never to squish one!

[abigailgabble]

it's not gross it's bloody barbaric!

[Slowcookerheaven]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqzQQNoI9rk

Spout, handle, lid of metal ...

[AdalindSchade]

THey lick up the baby bumblebee in our version and then sick it up again

[SheSaidHeSaid]

I'm surprised this doesn't encourage kids to try to catch bees with their hands.

Poor bees

[WhamBarsArentAsFizzyAsTheyWere]

Calm down op.

Just teach your children not to squash bees, wind bobbins, row a boat down a stream, walk through a jungle or anything else potentially dangerous that may be in a children's song.

[Heathcliff27]

You probably won't like "ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus" either then

[Slowcookerheaven]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbpCdbyXTc

2mins 30 and they are assaulting innocent pensioners.

[Slowcookerheaven]

X post 🤣

[goose1964]

Bumble bees don't sting

[Heathcliff27]

superb x post, love a bit of archie n cilla

[Bubblysqueak]

You should be mad they've missed the last 2 verses. I'm licking off my baby bumble bee won't my mummy be surprised at me...
Then
I'm sicking up my baby bumble bee , won't my mummy be surprised at me...

I feel much better.

[Slowcookerheaven]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPbTSB7yHBI

Infers beastiality.

It must be stopped!! Forthwith.

[Heathcliff27]

Yep we sicked up the baby bumble bee as well