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I need help - I think I have killed someone's

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Cutecat78 · 15/07/2016 20:35

Plant - I forgot to water my colleagues plant while she was on leave.

This is a blatent not AIBU. Apologies.

I brought it home and thought it might "come back to life".

It hasn't Confused

She asked as soon as she got back where it was - she's quite attached to it.

ARGH please identify it so I can replace it?!

TIA

I need help - I think I have killed someone's
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SoleBizzz · 15/07/2016 20:36

Say it was stolen Grin

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Cutecat78 · 15/07/2016 20:37

I have told an elaborate lie which I further embellished today Blush

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Crikeyblimey · 15/07/2016 20:38

Yep - that's dead.

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ALemonyPea · 15/07/2016 20:39

Could it fall out the window?

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stillstandingatthebusstop · 15/07/2016 20:40

A job well done Grin

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SoleBizzz · 15/07/2016 20:40

Maybe it was dead when she gave it to you and wanted to pull your leg

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ArmySal · 15/07/2016 20:40

Murderer Sad

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SoleBizzz · 15/07/2016 20:41

Looks as if your friend is a Mumsnetter ^

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LindyHemming · 15/07/2016 20:41

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DramaAlpaca · 15/07/2016 20:41

It's so dead I haven't a clue what it is. I mean was.

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SoleBizzz · 15/07/2016 20:43

Take it a garden centre

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Cutecat78 · 15/07/2016 20:45

And ask for one the same - but not dead? Confused

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Flouncy · 15/07/2016 20:47

Thats not dead. Its just in need of a holiday of its own.

Fresh topup of compost, light trim, warm sunny but not too bright windowcill, time!

I buy all the unloved 10p plants at Homebase/ B&Q and nurture them.

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NeedMoreSleepOrSugar · 15/07/2016 20:47

It's very dead! I think it might have been a nerve plant though? nerve plant

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NeedMoreSleepOrSugar · 15/07/2016 20:48

X post with flouncy who's clearly a much better gardener than me Grin

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Pendu · 15/07/2016 20:49

Looks like something out of Harry Potter

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Cutecat78 · 15/07/2016 20:52

I am not sure if it's a nerve plant

It does look similar.

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greathat · 15/07/2016 20:54

the veiny bit at the front looks like a pitcher plant

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SpaceKablooie · 15/07/2016 20:54

That's not dead, it's just thirsty.

Only kidding, it's dead really Grin.

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greathat · 15/07/2016 20:55

Did it eat bugs?

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LillyBugg · 15/07/2016 20:57

Can we have the details of the elaborate lie please?

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Cutecat78 · 15/07/2016 20:58

Omg def not pitcher plant Grin

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Grumpysfirstwife · 15/07/2016 20:58
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Flouncy · 15/07/2016 20:59

I think it looks like a nerve plant too. There are many strains. Try google images polka dot plant for a same family variety.

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SeveredPixieBits · 15/07/2016 21:01

It's not dead, it's pining for the fjords.

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