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To be worried that neighbour downstairs

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FlowersAndShit Tue 09-Feb-16 15:27:05

Can hear my vibrator (I have laminate flooring)? blush I'm just dreading getting a knock on the door one day asking me wtf that noise is.

MaidOfStars Tue 09-Feb-16 15:29:01

Do you masturbate while lying on the floor?

HackerFucker22 Tue 09-Feb-16 15:29:27

Ok I'll bite.

What the fuck do you do with your vibrator that has any baring on your laminate flooring and downstairs neighbour?

FlowersAndShit Tue 09-Feb-16 15:32:42

Maid No, but it's pretty loud and I'm worried about the noise travelling. I can hear the guy downstairs snoring at night!

OhShutUpThomas Tue 09-Feb-16 15:34:10

Stop using it on the floor?

AlwaysHopeful1 Tue 09-Feb-16 15:37:39


FlowersAndShit Tue 09-Feb-16 15:38:53

I'm not using it on the floor!

29PaddingtonSt Tue 09-Feb-16 15:40:04

How would he know it's a vibrator? It could be an electric toothbrush, epilator or shaver making the noise?!

jay55 Tue 09-Feb-16 15:40:48

Get a rug.

MaidOfStars Tue 09-Feb-16 15:45:06

His snores: probably far louder, out of his mouth into air to ceiling, through your floor.

Your vibrator: probably much quieter, out of the machine into/onto you, through mattress, through air to floor, through floor.

Unless you have a jackhammer, I really wouldn't worry.

And anyway, who cares?

FlowersAndShit Tue 09-Feb-16 15:48:45

Thank you Maid I'll definitely get a rug too!

Arfarfanarf Tue 09-Feb-16 15:51:24

Leave it running and go into another room. I doubt you'll hear much.
It likely just seems loud to you cos of where it is and what it's doing. I bet in reality your kettle boiling is louder.

liz70 Tue 09-Feb-16 15:52:32

Sit on a beanbag. HTH.

MrsDeVere Tue 09-Feb-16 16:16:31

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

originalmavis Tue 09-Feb-16 16:17:39

The mind boggles...

GarlicBake Tue 09-Feb-16 16:20:43

Do you have any bubble wrap?


AcrossthePond55 Tue 09-Feb-16 16:22:29

Turn up the music. Put on the Barry White and crank up the volume.

peggyundercrackers Tue 09-Feb-16 16:24:08

wear ear plugs - then you wont hear him knocking at the door!

HairySubject Tue 09-Feb-16 16:26:02

Cover your bed in egg boxes and lie on top if them to use it.

originalmavis Tue 09-Feb-16 16:27:07

Take eggs out first. Or maybe not.

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Tue 09-Feb-16 16:27:40

Put on The Hoover while k e you masterbate

originalmavis Tue 09-Feb-16 16:29:01

Multi tasking. I like it. You could also stick a feather duster up your nethers and give the ornaments a dust too whilst you are at it.

RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime Tue 09-Feb-16 16:30:11

I can hear upstairs having a wee.

Jaeme Tue 09-Feb-16 16:33:47


I could write the opposite for this. Sound proofing seems to be terrible between bedrooms for me and my neighbour.

Don't like hearing them bumping uglies but I'd never go say anything.
I was getting annoyed by a buzzing noise one night, took a little while to realise it was their vibrator. I just went to spare room with ear plugs.

Even if your neighbour hears it I doubt they'll say anything wink

ratspeaker Tue 09-Feb-16 16:34:37

I doubt they'd hear it unless you're using the vibrator to hammer down the laminate

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