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Oi, bigstripeybastard....

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HoneyDragon Thu 21-Jan-16 22:55:01

This is happening in your kitchen right this minute....

(Unashamed taat, will accept wrist slapping)

Elledouble Thu 21-Jan-16 22:55:56


Oswin Thu 21-Jan-16 22:56:20


ChampaleSocialist Thu 21-Jan-16 22:56:23

Call that a bong? Phfft, amateurs.

MissMarpleCat Thu 21-Jan-16 22:57:45


DottyBlue2 Thu 21-Jan-16 22:58:05

Isn't it Poseiden's trident?

NoTractorsAtTheTable Thu 21-Jan-16 22:58:09



HoneyDragon Thu 21-Jan-16 22:59:06

Can cats use bongs?

Wolfiefan Thu 21-Jan-16 22:59:09

My cat opens drawers and cupboards. WE ARE DOOMED!

Wolfiefan Thu 21-Jan-16 22:59:56

Honey is that Nuclear?!?!

GiddyOnZackHunt Thu 21-Jan-16 23:01:50

Did your cat make that?

We're all doomed

Salmotrutta Thu 21-Jan-16 23:02:41

What have I missed now?!? <waah>

And that contraption looks like a big Mentos in Coke experiment.

What thread

HoneyDragon Thu 21-Jan-16 23:03:12

I dunno, depends whether Stripey keeps Uraniumin her drawers.

Anyway more pressing issues afoot now....

Could a cat use a bong?

I'm not endorsing this, obviously, but they look like they probably could. They could definitely skin up catnip.

Salmotrutta Thu 21-Jan-16 23:03:19

My cats don't make stuff.


Salmotrutta Thu 21-Jan-16 23:03:37

Or even envy

HoneyDragon Thu 21-Jan-16 23:04:54

How do you know Salmo?

For all you know they break in the neighbourhood garages and bomb around in all sorts of cobbled together tanks.

HoneyDragon Thu 21-Jan-16 23:05:13

Like a feline A TEAM

TannhauserGate Thu 21-Jan-16 23:05:27

Wtf am I even looking at?

Is the carpet all wet? Is a cat sitting on a wet carpet?
Cant even...

Salmotrutta Thu 21-Jan-16 23:07:16

Actually, they did used to sneak into my neighbour's summer house...

Probably had Cat Parties.

With fags and beer.


HoneyDragon Thu 21-Jan-16 23:08:04

They didn't invite you then?

Wolfiefan Thu 21-Jan-16 23:08:32

My cats love drugs.
Just saying!

HoneyDragon Thu 21-Jan-16 23:09:11

It's a cat with a home made Trident. This is a very bad thing.

Salmotrutta Thu 21-Jan-16 23:09:34

No, they didn't invite me.

They don't even like me.


Wolfiefan Thu 21-Jan-16 23:09:39

Argh! I let my 6 month old girls out. They visited the neighbours!
Is it a coven or a cell?!

Salmotrutta Thu 21-Jan-16 23:11:25

My old cat used to sneak into our other neighbour's house.

She was a brazen little hussy.

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