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to not want to eat bread made out of vaginal yeast?

(54 Posts)
ScribblerOnTheRoof Tue 24-Nov-15 15:41:23

Just read this and boy do I feel sick

theelephantknownasnell Tue 24-Nov-15 15:45:29

YANBU uugghhh

KeepOnMoving1 Tue 24-Nov-15 15:45:53

shock

ophiotaurus Tue 24-Nov-15 15:46:46

Is that article real?

catfordbetty Tue 24-Nov-15 15:52:51

I have a feeling that the supermarkets won't be stocking it anytime soon. I think we're safe.

anotherbloomingusername Tue 24-Nov-15 15:53:55

No. Just, no.

Ginkypig Tue 24-Nov-15 15:54:21

As long as she only eats it herself.... And keeps it away from my mouth.

It's not my thing imo but hey ho Iv heard of weirder

VikingLady Tue 24-Nov-15 15:54:55

Then dont? I doubt you ate the vagina yogurt or breast milk ice cream, so I wouldn't worry.

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Tue 24-Nov-15 15:54:58

Ooo, can you use vaginal yeast to make bread?

I didn't know.

Might be a handy tip to have during the 'pocalypse.

eddiemairswife Tue 24-Nov-15 15:59:27

Perhaps I shall remove yeast from tomorrow's shopping list!

Crankycunt Tue 24-Nov-15 16:00:37

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

fuzzywuzzy Tue 24-Nov-15 16:01:17

would that make it unsuitable for vegetarians?

psychomath Tue 24-Nov-15 16:01:54

Why is she making out like this is an issue people have with vaginas specifically? I wouldn't eat penis yeast bread either confused

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Tue 24-Nov-15 16:02:37

Yeast is only about 80p. Is hardly a big saving.

She should try making petrol with her body excretions.

hufflebottom Tue 24-Nov-15 16:05:58

Erm....that is just grim. I have no other words for it

TheSpottedZebra Tue 24-Nov-15 16:05:58

Nice thinking Joff - get the to the peppers board to share your advanced-level preppery. grin

It's an odd one, isn't it, as it (sort of) touches on cannibalism, which is obviously still quite taboo... Supposedly that is one reason that so many people are squicked out by breastfeeding, as deep down they feel it crosses that taboo.

I love sourdough, and experimenting with baking, but I won't do that.

Steamedcharsiubun Tue 24-Nov-15 16:06:30

That is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read on the web just because who? how? why? would anyone ever think of that.

blaeberry Tue 24-Nov-15 16:10:52

There is yeast and there is yeast. it is a bit like saying you will make bread out of conkers rather than wheat grain. A pathogenic species of yeast, like Candida is unlikely to survive in a bread dough - any fermentation taking place will be from wild Saccharomyces entering her mix.

NameRanger Tue 24-Nov-15 16:11:24

Wtf have I just read??

ButtonLoon Tue 24-Nov-15 16:13:11

You can quite easily catch a "wild" yeast just by leaving out a mix of flour and water. Lots of places on t'internet can tell you how. No need to resort to your own vag if t'pocalypse should come!

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Tue 24-Nov-15 16:16:19

I've never posted on the prepper's board.

Can I really just rock up and start a thread with vagina and bread in the same title?

They might think me odd.

Lostcat2 Tue 24-Nov-15 16:17:32

Nonsense. Probably written by a mastubating teenage boy.

SummerHouse Tue 24-Nov-15 16:17:15

Sperm butter anyone?

SummerHouse Tue 24-Nov-15 16:18:01

...You might risk some unexpected dough balls though....

Aeroflotgirl Tue 24-Nov-15 16:19:56

[Shock]envy

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