DS is 4, and has recently mastered the art of trying to pull the wool over my eyes.
So far this evening he has needed a poo twice (no poo has happened), had too many toys in his bed)(he put them there, not the toy fairy) and SPIDERMAN has told him that it is in fact not bed time, it's Web time. Also, that the rain said it was morning, apparently with great urgency.
I mean, good use of rhyme, but seriously?
Every night it's the same - increasingly fantastical and convoluted excuses not to sleep. I can still hear him pottering about.
Do other DC's do this? And yes, I am having a glass of for the old nerves...
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buffythemuffinslayer · 12/06/2015 21:24
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