Dear Fucking Crazy Loon,
After spending half an hour calming down my DH I felt I should make the following points to you:
- DH is not my keeper or owner. He does not have control over who I do or do not phone and when I am or am not in the house.
- I will not answer the phone to you as I will end up shouting at you and telling you what an idiot you really are. Also I will never just phone you to chat to pass the time of day. I would rather stick pins in my eyes.
- My parents will continue to see the DGC as often as they wish as they live close and do not make me want to commit murder just from being in their presence. No I will not restrict their access to make it 'fair'.
- My grandmother is my grandmother, her actual bloodline relation to me is irrelevant. Stop saying she is not my real grandmother.
- No I will not make the children sit still. they are children and require plenty of running around time.
- No I will not stop them picking up stones/sticks/conkers or jumping in mud/puddles when out for a walk. they are dressed appropriately and it is fun.
- No I will not send my children to a childminder and go back to work because you think too much time with their mother is 'damaging' and 'unhealthy'.
- No I will not separate DD from her twin and elder brother until she is ready. It will not turn them 'weird' if I allow them to share a bedroom.
- Playing with a friend's DS who prefers skirts to trousers and princesses to trains will not turn my DS 'queer'.
10. For the record: DH is not fat, he does not drink too much (except when you are visiting) and no he does not require a new suit from Saville Row.
11. Yes it is true I am avoiding your calls but ever since I was hospitalised with a potentially fatal illness and you called my mother to demand who was making sure DH had clean and ironed shirts for work and not once asked how I was I find it hard to summon up any interest in you.
12. Most importantly however, no matter what you do or how evil and crazy you are - DH is on to you. he knows what you are like. He supports my decision not to have contact with you outside the 4 or so visits we have to suffer. He suffers them because you are his mother and he is a nicer and more generous person than I am. I suffer them because he is my husband and as long as this is what he wants I will support him, because I love him. You will never get between us.
Best wishes for the Christmas Season, do try not to choke on your own superiority complex.
Queen
Sorry that was long but I so had to get that out before I actually sent it to her. feel free to add your own 'I wish I could send' messages! it's very cathartic!
really? how odd! just....why??
I was taken in this year,he did his own bleedin' washing and the kids and mine as I was incapable for weeks.
in large quantities and have a good Christmas.