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AIBU?

AIBU in thinking you should wipe...

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TiggyD · 14/05/2014 11:40

...dog's bottoms after they poo? Have people never heard of hi jean? And then these dogs sit on sofas and old people and children. It's wrong not to give their under-tail region a quick polish afterwards. KFC finger wipes would be an ideal thing for dog owners to carry with them for the porpoise of canine rim sanitation. Somebody should write to Mr Give.

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Feminine · 14/05/2014 11:43

Really?

TiggyD · 14/05/2014 11:45

Mr give - Mr gove.

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AtYourCervix · 14/05/2014 11:45

But if you wipe too vigorously you risk an accidental emptying of the anal gland.

PaulinesPen · 14/05/2014 11:45

Well that's put me off KFC anyway

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow · 14/05/2014 11:45

Surely it's what cotton buds are designed for, no?

Beehatch · 14/05/2014 11:46

Hi jean PMSL!

PourquoiTuGachesTaVie · 14/05/2014 11:46

Never. Getting. A. Dog.

AnotherSpinningFuckingRainbow · 14/05/2014 11:46

Sorry, i obviously mean cotton bids

gotnotimeforthat · 14/05/2014 11:46

And while we are at is we should follow our cats around all day monitoring their bowel movements so we can rim them with a lemon wipe too.

Birdsgottafly · 14/05/2014 11:47

Dogs don't have the bowel/diet problems that people do, (without going into detail).

I take it this is lighthearted?

Or are you unwell?

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 14/05/2014 11:47

Cotton buds? Those would get lost near my dog's ass.

PaulinesPen · 14/05/2014 11:47

'you risk an accidental emptying of the anal gland' O M G.

LangenFlugelHappleHoff · 14/05/2014 11:48

Oh god all those nasty germs...dettol your dogs arse people!

Won't anyone think of the children??

AtYourCervix · 14/05/2014 11:48

Mine would need a cotton bud the size of a mop.

Piddlepuddle · 14/05/2014 11:49

Hi, Jean!

gotnotimeforthat · 14/05/2014 11:50

Sure a loofa would work?

StealthPolarBear · 14/05/2014 11:51

Isn't tiggy a normal poster?
Strange thread!

MarcusAurelius · 14/05/2014 11:52

I use baby wipes on my dog sometimes. Mostly the poo is dry and nipped off cleanly but there is the occasional runny one.

StealthPolarBear · 14/05/2014 11:52

Do dogs sit on old people and children?

sonlypuppyfat · 14/05/2014 11:52

What's jean got to do with it?

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 14/05/2014 11:54

Hi jean = hygiene!

This is normal for tiggy.

BecauseIsaidS0 · 14/05/2014 11:55

hi jean = hygiene?

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Oldraver · 14/05/2014 11:55

My Great Aunt, who used to visit my GP's everyday, always used to wipe the dogs bum before she came into the house. I thought for years this was normal for every dog owner

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 14/05/2014 11:55

My dog sits on children

AIBU in thinking you should wipe...

BrokenToeOuch · 14/05/2014 11:58

Wtf is an anal gland and what happens when you empty one?

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