to want to open my eyes in a morning

[likesnowflakesinanocean]

without muuuum she's/he's doing this, broke this, said this. Argh I need a holiday, anyone else game

[Sparklingbrook]

Where are we off to snow?

I had 'WHERE ARE MY SHINPADS??' yelled at me while half asleep this morning.....

[likesnowflakesinanocean]

am easy . where dya wanna go . its lovely and sunny they are in pjs too busy whining to notice. did you find the shin pads

[thebody]

Can hear oldest son griping in the bathroom cabinet for hang over cure.

I know this as he woke us up at 3am singing and laughing to himself.

[Sparklingbrook]

No I didn't he's flippin' 13 and can look himself. And weirdly they were where they always are. He's gone off to footy now-DS2 still fast asleep.

Ooh seaside I think.

[Sparklingbrook]

You should be doing him a big fry up thebody and get him some Lucozade.

[Nagoo]

Seaside? Nooooo there'll be kids there.

A bowls club with a veranda and gin.

[likesnowflakesinanocean]

seaside sounds good, if I promise not to whine about it allllll day can we buy rock .

[Sparklingbrook]

Bowls Nagoo?

[likesnowflakesinanocean]

bowls club would definatly be a new one for me, sounds interesting

[Yonionekanobe]

Anywhere with peace and gin, except I can't have the gin as am 'duffing' as DH put it this morning whilst chatting inane shut at me despite the fact it is my lie in and that means not allowing a two year old to jump on the bed whilst asking what she needs for breakfast despite the fact that she has been on solids for 18months and toast or cereal isn't exactly rocket science and she could actually tell him herself is he asked.

And breathe.

When do we go?

[Buzzardbird]

Weather is crap here. Padded cell for me...

[edwardsmum11]

Can I come, my twenty month old woke me at midnight and refused to go back to sleep then once we went downstairs he fell asleep on the sofa snoring....

[Nagoo]

I say veranda and gin and all you focus on is bowls :o

[thebody]

You are right sparkling! What a bad mother ha ha

Toni love the 'duffing' term.

Seaside too cold, abroad on a deserted island ladies, with only one feature, a 5 star no kids hotel staffed by David Beckham look alikes that attend to your every need.

[edwardsmum11]

I just want to go bk to bed

[thebody]

Yoni not tony!!! And of course no husbands either.

[Nagoo]

Bed shop. With bar and outdoor snoozing area.

[Nagoo]

You are encouraged to eat and drink while testing the beds. And there will be special laptrays with mn on a netbook, olives and chocolate hobnobs on demand.

[Buzzardbird]

The only argument you would have to sort out is which David b lookalike (hopefully non speaking argument) was going to massage your feet first...

[Sparklingbrook]

DB doesn't do it for me. I will give Kevin bacon a ring.....

[freddiefrog]

Can I come?

I will never understand why I have to drag them out of bed kicking and screaming at 7:30 in a school day, yet weekends/holidays they're up at 7 fighting over the tv remote

[likesnowflakesinanocean]

still at it, they argue over such crap its hard to come to a suitable solution

[thebody]

Kevin bacon very acceptable too of course.

David has to do my feet first if that's ok as I am sure he's a dab hand at getting posh dead skin off her feet.

[likesnowflakesinanocean]

I'm uneducated. whos Kevin bacon

[Sparklingbrook]

Kevin Bacon. Footloose for the older lady, and the EE adverts for everyone else.

We need to go NOW. DH has just rung and DS1 has had a yellow card for gobbing off at the ref. his first one. and gobbing off at the ref not something DS1 would do. And they are losing......