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to ban thsi child from *ever* playing cheznou again after this heinous incident?

(73 Posts)
ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 05-Oct-12 21:36:46

Wanton disregard for play dough (other squidgy media are available) rules.

My jaw-dropped at the FastAndLooseAttitude, I, of course, genty addressed the child about inappropriate behaviour, and all was well not going to mention the cat food incident.

But, I just can't settle.

I'm all ansty.

I really think ChaoticBoy needs to move away from this
Hoodlum, he may catch some thuggery.

IgnoringTheChildren Fri 05-Oct-12 21:40:41

<awaits further details partilcularly about the cat food incident before making decision about reasonableness>

TalcAndTurnips Fri 05-Oct-12 21:41:03

Good God, Chaos - the slightest whiff of substance abuse and they're out of the door. angry

Arithmeticulous Fri 05-Oct-12 21:43:07

Did it mix the colours? FFS shock Kids these days angry

Skivvytomany Fri 05-Oct-12 21:44:04

Did the child mix the colours? Cos that's quite a traumatic experience when that happens.

PommePoire Fri 05-Oct-12 21:44:10

Did the wanton visitor mix up the colours, then? hanging's too good for 'em

A child guest eating the cat's food is only a problem if they are from a vegetarian household and you have to confess to the meat consumption when returning them to their parents.

thebody Fri 05-Oct-12 21:44:14

Playdoh and glitter are the work of the devil.

Need info re cat food incident.

But on your side already, u had me at playdoh!!

ginmakesitallok Fri 05-Oct-12 21:44:27

Daer God - not on the carpet???shock

NomNomingiaDePlum Fri 05-Oct-12 21:44:35

play dough. there's your culprit, right there. the poor child is just a stooge.

PommePoire Fri 05-Oct-12 21:44:47

X posts, skivvy!

dontmixthecolours Fri 05-Oct-12 21:45:23

Look at my name. I couldn't cope with that. (the sad thing is I'm serious)

SheelaNeGig Fri 05-Oct-12 21:46:26

Did the lids not get resealed properly, resulting in a sad crusty hard lump?

sagelynodding Fri 05-Oct-12 21:49:26

He didn't dare mix the colours shock?!?!

Or do what my DS does and make little crumbs everywhere?

Did he eat the cat food?

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 05-Oct-12 21:50:31

Not even lukewarm.

<<sobs into gin>>

70isaLimitNotaTarget Fri 05-Oct-12 21:51:00

Did the Thuggy Visitor mix glitter in the catfood (so the cat shits multi-coloured sparkling festive turds for the next few days)?

TalcAndTurnips Fri 05-Oct-12 21:52:52

I am rather partial to the little machines that disgorge worms when you press down on the plunger.

I am prepared to overlook most transgressions of the Play-Doh Code of Conduct for a go on one of those. smile

kweggie Fri 05-Oct-12 21:54:45

ds1 used to eat playdough. Never thought of trying him with catfood.........

kweggie Fri 05-Oct-12 21:58:51

give us a clue then- does the answer contain the word 'orifice' ?

PommePoire Fri 05-Oct-12 21:59:20

Up nose? Rubbed into hair? Squished into shag pile?

Despite being a cat lover, secretly I quite want it to be 70isalimit's suggestion

TalcAndTurnips Fri 05-Oct-12 21:59:35

Lordy Chaos - I've just had a thunk re the errant child: Was he forming genitalia from the Dough of Play? shock

Shaky Fri 05-Oct-12 22:02:42

C'mon Chaos tell us about the cat food incident!

SummerRain Fri 05-Oct-12 22:02:43

Play doh in nappy? <bitter experience>

PommePoire Fri 05-Oct-12 22:02:45

Talc is that not a good thing?

Shaky Fri 05-Oct-12 22:03:26


ZombTEE Fri 05-Oct-12 22:05:08

Am scared to hear what this heinous act against Play-Dough might be...

::cue ominous music::

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