Have these people got no imagination? "Well, a bathroom has water in it...like the sea...". Cold blue paint, bits of fishing net, depressed looking dried starfish, crappy model of a lighthouse, pictures of boats like the ones that you see in their thousands in car boot sales and pub walls. Go with the herd, eh?
If you have a seaside themed bathroom you have no taste. I bet Darth Vader has a nautical bathroom. He bobs around in his bath full of Matey bubbles using his loofa like a lightsabre imagining that he's floating somewhere off Weymouth.
Does your collection of shells remind you of your holidays? Shells are secreted by tasty, slimy, bogey looking animals and when they die you pick up what's left and stick them on you windowsills. Classy. If I were to do that with sheep skulls I'd get called weird.
Please redecorate your boring bathrooms immediately.
AIBU?
To Hate Nautical Bathrooms?!!!
TiggyD · 05/10/2011 19:35
YANBU, I hate clutter in bathrooms. If you can't think of something original to put in your bahroom, leave it plain and uncluttered.
Is this going to be a new twigs with fairy lights thread? 
I live by the sea and even I don't have a nautical bathroom. One wall is painted alternate white and sagey green stripes (wood panels if you see what I mean) which someone once likened to a beach hut... 
Yanbu. I don't get the need for clutter in a bathroom (candles, figures, shells, fancy bits of trees).
My mum used to have one, then my sister brought home a Lurcher puppy and he ate most of the starfish , he also ate the twigs and crap. So he thinks YANBU.
My bathroom was black and white until all the tiles fell off the wall and rudely attacked me whilst I was singing along to Pink in the shower. That'll learn me for singing in the shower , Now it just looks grotty and half finished.
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Mind you I am also not overly keen on hotel like bathrooms, those that resemble a spa, with beige tiles.
I have a mildly nautical bathroom!
its a rented house with white tiles with BLUE starfish on them. So I have one of those glass blue balls in the net thingys, some blue and white polka storage boxes and a little white ravaged looking boat things. My daughter half inched all the shells!
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Oh, Riiight.
that makes it seem so much better...
I have green frogs on the tiles in my downstairs loo 
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